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Coal & Top hats

There's no offside here, no rucks, no netsโ€ฆ
Just maces and broken bones, blades and rivers of blood, pointy spikes and fractured skulls.
And tentacles.
There's victory and thereโ€™s defeat. There's glory and thereโ€™s shame.
There are squatters, and mines, and forges, and markets.
There are Teams, and sedition, and Chiefs, and schemes, and Lords.
There is YOU.

This Game does not hate you

Enjoy this management game as an elegant goblin would do, while savouring the quietness of the Edwardian eraโ€™s life:
  • Check your Team just twice a week and everything will be fine.
  • No need to set up alarms at 3am in the night: Ork Manager does not work like that.
  • You have full control over what to do: thereโ€™s no artificial clumsy barrier, preventing you from doing stuff.
  • A server to rule them all: if someone is playing here, you can play with them. Thereโ€™s no fragmentation, and no resets. One single persistent world. As it should be.
If you are interested about the design choices, you may find more details in the devlog.

The day of the Brawl

In Coalington life flows as usual, with its joys and turmoils, its secrets and its murmurs. Several things are commonplace, whilst others are mutable.
But above all there's one certainty: Friday is the day of the Brawl!
From all over the city, crowds of supporters rush to the Arenas to cheer their Team of gentlemonsters, for the clash is harsh, and sometimes itโ€™s grievous.
It's not the soccer ball that they kick, it's the opponent's head.
It's not the bat they swing, it's a Lucky stick.
It's not how many ties you score, it's how many rivals you strike down.

Your chore is to make all of this possible, since you are a Brawler Master!
Ork Manager: Coal & Top hats
Some impromptu urban brawl


Devlog โ€“ Read our development log on! logo Mostly focused on the present, past and future game design.
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Latest orkish news

Good afternoon, melting goblins! โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ต

Most of you will be glad to know that you can now set your timezone, from the settings page ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ It's still a slightly experimental feature, beware! ๐Ÿ•ฐ

In Iฮฑ there are 4 Teams fighting for the podium ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿฅ‰:

  • Angry Kilts is leading with 10 points and 42 KOs, Deportivo Orchesco on its tail with 37 KOs instead
  • With 9 points follow O'Brawlers (43 KOs) and Cinghiali Paffuti (40 KOs)

For Deportivo and for Cinghiali this would be the first trophy or medal, so we wish them luck! ๐Ÿคž

The only direct confrontations are at round 7 Kilts vs. Deportivo, and at round 9 Cinghiali vs. Kilts.

In IIฮฑ we only have two primary Teams for now: Juventude Ferroviaria is 5th with 6 points and 30 KOs, while Berny from hell is 8th with 3 points and 24 KOs. Even for them, we wish them to become stronger and stronger! ๐Ÿ’ช

In the lead there are WolverhamptonWombatsClub, Miroslav's 3rd Team (which is performing slightly better than his 2nd Team), and Lard Bards, dreadnaut's 2nd Team (which is also likely to overcome his current primary Team soon) ๐Ÿ”„

In the F., The Warriors are 2nd with 8 points, and might earn a promotion to the second division! ๐Ÿ…

Meanwhile, our resourceful team of orkish narrators is spreading enthralling stories about our colourful edwardian world ๐ŸŒ‚; all of the Cthulings will be greatly pleased if you joined us on our new social network pages:

The contents are for the most part different on every network, so feel free to follow those who intrigue you most ๐Ÿ•ฏ

Enjoy a bloody and sweaty third third of the season! ๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ’ง

2019โ€‘07โ€‘10 17:32
Arena: Evil Mouflon vs. Macaquiรฑo

Do you need help?

  • Have a look at the Guide
  • In the top-right corner you should always find some tips, pointing you towards what you may wish (or need) to do next. This is especially true for setting up your first Team.
  • ๐Ÿ“– the text just before this icon contains a tooltip which you can view moving your mouse cursor on top of it (or clicking it), just like that.
  • You may ask for help on the bug tracker, or via email.

Alpha 2.4

This game is currently in alpha state.

Most of the features haven't been implemented yet. If you are trying to do something and can't find a way, chances are it can't be done yet.

Nothing will be reset at the end of the testing phase: what you do is already part of the real game, you are creating its early history! That being said, we still reserve the right to make some adjustments, in case we think they are needed.

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