Match

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Report
 

Time Result Event
0'0 – 1Ajantis stroke so hard Picchialo's waist that they puked their dinner. And their liver. And a boot. And then they collapsed.
0'0 – 2Morgan Betorangal stroke so hard Strozzalo's waist that they puked their dinner. And their liver. And a boot. And then they collapsed.
0'0 – 3Tazok stroke so hard Squoialo's waist that they puked their dinner. And their liver. And a boot. And then they collapsed.
0'1 – 3Ciuccialo really loves their Vintage Lucky stick. But what they loves even more is finishing their opponent with a big fat head butt. Next time Jimmy White's Snooker'll better use a thicker helmet.
1'1 – 4Effetto Serra demonstrates the superiority of their Vintage Pointy spikey over Scuotilo's Vintage Wet notebooks. It demonstrates it 16 times. Over 4 seconds. It will take a while to stand up again.
1'2 – 4Smembralo is so skilful that manages to sever Morgan Betorangal's head, than reattach it again to their body without killing them! Still, it will take a bit to heal…
3'2 – 5Do you recall when Smembralo was able to run, jump, walk… well, Ajantis has put an end to that for a while.
5'2 – 6Beating Svertebralo is Effetto Serra's favourite hobby, and today they had their share of fun1.
1It's not really their hobby, but they really had fun.
6'2 – 7"Every weapon is a throwing weapon if you throw it very hard". Another brilliant principle from Ajantis, that sent Picconalo to the dreamland.
7'2 – 8While Ruttolibero was playing on their handheld for some reason, Larbeter Locy strikes them down, and manages to grab their device and beat their record too!

 
Lineups & Tactics
 

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# Home Team: Helicotter Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
2PicchialoClockwork Otters01917211011159300CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Wet notebooks 12 8 16 12 0010000000000000000000000010001110000
3ScuotiloClockwork Otters01717201014169400CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Wet notebooks 12 8 16 12 01000000000000010000000001001031101012
5SquoialoClockwork Otters01717151013168800CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Wet notebooks 12 8 16 12 0000000000000000000000000010000210000
6SvertebraloClockwork Otters01517161012148400CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Wet notebooks 12 8 16 12 0110010000000000210000000010007300000
10CiuccialoCthulings01016171412158400CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Inflatable rock 12 16 8 12 0000000000000100410100000000011000000
11PicconaloDwarflings01515181313118500CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0010000000000002011000000001001100110
20SmembraloClockwork Otters01515131013137900CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Wet notebooks 12 8 16 12 0000000000000110101100000100112210001
22StrozzaloClockwork Otters01415131012147800CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Wet notebooks 12 8 16 12 0000000000000000000000000010001020000
23RuttoliberoOrcs01613101413117700CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Inflatable rock 12 16 8 12 0000000000000000400000000100001410000
TOTAL1381421431011131257620002300100000002131132200000341221714702113
# Away Team: Steamboat Mariners Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
Larbeter LocyEvil Mouflons025105012171613000CrueltySpeedVintage Pointy spikey p 8 16 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0000000000010000131000000000000000000
NaforrecapGoblins015114818271113000CrueltySpeedVintage Pointy spikey p 8 16 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0000000000000000410000000000000000000
AjantisGoblins129174821251515500CrueltySpeedVintage Pointy spikey p 8 16 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0000000000011111221000000000000001000
TiaxDwarflings121293216201813600CrueltySpeedVintage Pointy spikey p 8 16 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0000000000000000311000000000000000000
TazokOrcs126241628251713600CrueltySpeedVintage Pointy spikey p 8 16 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0000000000001001302000000000000001000
66Jimmy White's SnookerOrcs123181722231712000CrueltySpeedVintage Pointy spikey p 8 16 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0002010000000000010010000001010110000
Effetto SerraEvil Mouflons126132816241912600CrueltySpeedVintage Pointy spikey p 8 16 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0000000000011010221000000000000000000
Obadele ThompsonWombats120182125192312600CrueltySpeedVintage Pointy spikey p 8 16 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0001000000000000230010000000016100000
Morgan BetorangalGoblins119182818231812400CrueltySpeedVintage Pointy spikey p 8 16 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 00100100000010000110010000011151100013
TOTAL20415828817620315411830000130200000341221714702100000213113220013

 
Spectators & Earnings
 

Some really excited supporters at a match
Spectators
Race Helicotter Steamboat Mariners
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 6 2 8 8 60 68
Orcs 15 19 34 19 80 99
Evil Mouflons 27 16 43 35 59 94
Dwarflings 13 20 33 17 36 53
Macaquiños 2 4 6 3 6 9
Cthulings 3 12 15 4 12 16
Wombats 4 0 4 5 43 48
Butterceros 3 0 3 4 23 27
Clockwork Otters 9 72 81 11 0 11
TOTAL 82 145 227 106 319 425
Earnings
Helicotter Steamboat Mariners
Tickets 908 1700
Charity given -136 -255
Charity got 255 136
Net gains 1027 1581