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Report
 

Time Result Event
0'0 – 1The power of Pot Hianin's Vintage Lucky stick is devastating: it somehow shakes Triniing Maout's internal organs without even scratching their armour!
0'1 – 1Do you recall when Gennaro Mannaro was able to run, jump, walk… well, Gioroman has put an end to that for a while.
1'2 – 1Immanuel Cunt bought their Vintage Wet notebooks at a flea market. Bad idea: Ajantis's perfect-grade Vintage Lucky stick strikes them down mercilessly.
1'3 – 1Larbeter Locy manages to intentionally break every other one of Arthur Saakadiq's ribs, and a finger. Why would they do exactly that, we don't know.
1'3 – 2Call a doctor! Fuck Totum's Vintage Lucky stick is stuck in Gioroman's chest. It'll take a while for them to be a Brawler again, but in the meanwhile they might have a career as a weapon's rack.
2'3 – 3"Every weapon is a throwing weapon if you throw it very hard". Another brilliant principle from Rardon Gomsey, that sent Larbeter Locy to the dreamland.
2'3 – 4Johnny Deep really loves their Vintage Lucky stick. But what they loves even more is finishing their opponent with a big fat head butt. Next time Naforrecap'll better use a thicker helmet.
4'3 – 5"Why bother hitting someone in the chest if you can smash their skull?" That's Johnny Deep's philosophy and they loved to show it to Tiexdaq, which is now completely unconscious.
4'4 – 5Calsidepo performs on Fuck Totum a secret head-exploding technique. The head didn't explode, but the victim was knocked down anyway.
5'4 – 6The power of Rardon Gomsey's Vintage Lucky stick is devastating: it somehow shakes Adty's internal organs without even scratching their armour!
5'5 – 6"Waisted is when your waist is wasted. Funny right?" asked Pepo Diingsof. "Haha! It's really funny" replied Rardon Gomsey, laying on the ground with a Vintage Lucky stick in their belly.
5'5 – 7Calsidepo's always dreaming about travelling through the stars. Teeps & Natties striked so hard on Calsidepo's head that now their dreams came true.

 
Lineups & Tactics
 

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# Home Team: Steamboat Mariners Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
AdtyEvil Mouflons025102913221811700CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 00100000000000002200000100001011100012
Larbeter LocyEvil Mouflons025105312171613300CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0000000001000000011000000001001200000
NaforrecapGoblins015114818271113000CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0010100000000000110000000001001110000
Triniing MaoutOrcs020201625141410900CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 00000000000000000000000100001002000014
13CalsidepoWombats016152729111911700CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0000000000000100130000000001001110000
AjantisGoblins129174821251515500CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 1010000000000101112000000000000000010
73GioromanOrcs024172034191512900CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 00000000000100101010000100001024000011
7TiexdaqCthulings011172724152111500CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0010010000000001110000000001002111000
8Pepo DiingsofDwarflings016162717181310700CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0020000000001011121000000000002021000
TOTAL18113329519316814211120010601100010112238115000030004301012620137
# Away Team: Sfrantego Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
Rardon GomseyOrcs131201333201913600CrueltySpeedVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Inflatable rock 12 16 8 12 1000100001000110121000000010100120001
15Gennaro MannaroOrcs129211421181712000CrueltyStrengthVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Inflatable rock 12 16 8 12 01000000000000000000000001001043100017
73Johnny DeepClockwork Otters122241916162412100CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Wet notebooks 12 8 16 12 1000000000000200112000000000000000000
33Immanuel CuntClockwork Otters132242017161812700CrueltyStrengthVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Wet notebooks 12 8 16 12 1010000000000000010000000001002110000
Arthur SaakadiqClockwork Otters122252814221812900CrueltyHealthVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Wet notebooks 12 8 16 12 0110000000000000010000010000001210001
61Teeps & NattiesClockwork Otters129282726192215100CrueltyToughnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Wet notebooks 12 8 16 12 1000000000000100211001000000010100000
Pot HianinEvil Mouflons130134025202315100CrueltyHealthVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 1001000001000010222000000000000000000
90Bang XialaClockwork Otters130284014212415700CrueltyHealthVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Wet notebooks 12 8 16 12 0010000000000000230000000000000000000
80Fuck TotumClockwork Otters126232113161811700CrueltyStrengthVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Wet notebooks 12 8 16 12 0000000001000010210200000001021300000
TOTAL25120622217916818312090052311000030004301012620101011223811500019

 
Spectators & Earnings
 

Some really excited supporters at a match
Spectators
Race Steamboat Mariners Sfrantego
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 9 68 77 5 3 8
Orcs 23 90 113 13 51 64
Evil Mouflons 41 65 106 24 42 66
Dwarflings 20 40 60 11 13 24
Macaquiños 3 6 9 2 17 19
Cthulings 5 12 17 3 28 31
Wombats 6 43 49 4 33 37
Butterceros 5 23 28 3 0 3
Clockwork Otters 13 0 13 8 70 78
TOTAL 125 347 472 73 257 330
Earnings
Steamboat Mariners Sfrantego
Tickets 1888 1320
Charity given -283 -198
Charity got 198 283
Net gains 1803 1405