Match

Screaming Saltire, season 12, IIα, round 4

Played 2021-01-29 19:00

Hungry Sporrans 6 – 7 Atletico Tomèdra

Report

Time	Result	Event
0'	0 – 1	"Why bother hitting someone in the chest if you can smash their skull?" That's Omnipresent Asshole's philosophy and they loved to show it to Warraka, which is now completely unconscious.
0'	1 – 1	The power of Orkwall Kirkney's Vintage Lucky stick is devastating: it somehow shakes Kalciakàzi's internal organs without even scratching their armour!
1'	2 – 1	Kaboom! Orkwall Kirkney's Vintage Lucky stick impacted Omnipresent Asshole at the speed of light, homerunning their head (which will be found and reattached to their body… eventually).
1'	2 – 2	Elektra Nachos jumped with all their weight on Balgety Day's head and guess what? They smashed it! Balgety Day won't get well soon.
1'	2 – 3	Aonach Dubh bought their Vintage Live tortoises at a flea market. Bad idea: Maury Monocle's perfect-grade Vintage Lucky stick strikes them down mercilessly.
2'	3 – 3	Trinary Librity hit sooo hard Andrea del Castagnaccio's head that they'll gonna need a jigsaw expert to fix it.
2'	4 – 3	David Cattlie hits Trinary Librity and absolutely nothing happens. Trinary Librity ponders a bit the fun situation, before reacting with righteous violence.
2'	4 – 4	Elektra Nachos hit sooo hard Trinary Librity's head that they'll gonna need a jigsaw expert to fix it.
3'	5 – 4	Acelin Gow Pallith punched Maury Monocle's guts so hard that they barfed a whole fried chicken. Intact. Whaaat?!
4'	5 – 5	"Why bother hitting someone in the chest if you can smash their skull?" That's Darth Wafer's philosophy and they loved to show it to Seroth Caithsuns, which is now completely unconscious.
4'	5 – 6	D F Walnut manages to intentionally break every other one of Acelin Gow Pallith's ribs, and a finger. Why would they do exactly that, we don't know.
5'	6 – 6	Orkwall Kirkney punched Elektra Nachos's guts so hard that they barfed a whole fried chicken. Intact. Whaaat?!
6'	6 – 7	Tun Soed Drimatoes will fondly remember how beautiful they was before D F Walnut scarred their face.

Lineups & Tactics

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#	Home Team: Hungry Sporrans	Race	Lvl	Base attributes									Tactics						XP gained								For														Against
				Base attributes									Tactics						XP gained								KO							Attack				Rebound			KO							Attack				Rebound			🤕
				st	to	he	sp	ag	al	tot	we	ar	Tactic	Target	Weapon		Armour		st	to	he	sp	ag	al	we	ar	st	to	he	sp	ag	al	Inj	1	2	3	4	2	3	4	st	to	he	sp	ag	al	Inj	1	2	3	4	2	3	4	🤕
44	Aonach Dubh	Orcs	1	40	18	24	26	22	19	149	0	0	Cruelty	Sum	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	2	1	0	1	0	0
45	Warraka	Orcs	1	36	19	15	26	19	16	131	0	0	Cruelty	Sum	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	3	2	2	0	0	0	0
	Acelin Gow Pallith	Orcs	2	69	26	30	40	26	22	213	0	0	Daring	Strength	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Hardened wind	8 12 12 16	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	4	0	0	0	0	0
	Orkwall Kirkney	Orcs	2	62	30	19	33	31	24	199	0	0	Cruelty	Sum	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	1	2	0	2	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Seroth Caithsuns	Orcs	2	44	25	32	29	26	22	178	0	0	Daring	Strength	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Hardened wind	8 12 12 16	0	0	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0
	Tun Soed Drimatoes	Orcs	1	39	30	19	26	24	23	161	0	0	Cruelty	Sum	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	1	1	1	1	0	0	7
	Balgety Day	Orcs	1	40	27	22	28	24	19	160	0	0	Cruelty	Sum	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	15
87	Trinary Librity	Orcs	2	31	31	16	31	24	20	153	0	0	Cruelty	Sum	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	1	1	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	1	0	1	1	0	0	0	7
94	Cull n Bastle	Orcs	3	39	34	19	44	29	24	189	0	0	Daring	Strength	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Hardened wind	8 12 12 16	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	TOTAL			400	240	196	283	225	189	1533	0	0							6	0	2	2	1	0	0	0	0	4	0	0	0	2	3	4	6	11	4	0	1	1	0	1	0	0	0	6	3	2	8	11	6	1	3	0	29

#	Away Team: Atletico Tomèdra	Race	Lvl	Base attributes									Tactics						XP gained								For														Against
				Base attributes									Tactics						XP gained								KO							Attack				Rebound			KO							Attack				Rebound			🤕
				st	to	he	sp	ag	al	tot	we	ar	Tactic	Target	Weapon		Armour		st	to	he	sp	ag	al	we	ar	st	to	he	sp	ag	al	Inj	1	2	3	4	2	3	4	st	to	he	sp	ag	al	Inj	1	2	3	4	2	3	4	🤕
	Omnipresent Asshole	Evil Mouflons	1	31	13	52	21	28	35	180	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	2	1	0	0	0	16
	Andrea del Castagnaccio	Evil Mouflons	1	43	18	63	25	24	26	199	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	1	1	2	0	0	0	7
	Grant Mordicchio	Evil Mouflons	1	32	13	71	19	32	39	206	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	1	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0
	Darth Wafer	Evil Mouflons	1	31	13	58	27	25	48	202	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	2	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	D F Walnut	Evil Mouflons	1	32	21	68	21	24	26	192	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1	1	0	2	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Maury Monocle	Clockwork Otters	1	38	24	67	21	23	22	195	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Wet notebooks	12 8 16 12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	1	0	0	0	0
	Elektra Nachos	Evil Mouflons	1	33	13	55	31	32	24	188	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	0	0	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	2	0	0	3	1	0	1	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	3	0	0	0	0	0
46	Kalciakàzi	Orcs	2	71	24	23	41	28	21	208	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	1	2	3	0	0	0	0	13
	David Cattlie	Evil Mouflons	2	40	16	63	21	27	26	193	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Vintage Lucky stick	b 16 8	Vintage Live tortoises	16 12 12 8	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	1	1	0
	TOTAL			351	155	520	227	243	267	1763	0	0							1	0	7	2	2	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	6	3	2	8	11	6	1	3	0	0	4	0	0	0	2	3	4	6	11	4	0	1	1	36

Spectators & Earnings

Some really excited supporters at a match

Spectators
Race	Hungry Sporrans			Atletico Tomèdra
Race	Occasional	Supporters	Total	Occasional	Supporters	Total
Goblins	7	8	15	9	26	35
Orcs	20	404	424	23	139	162
Evil Mouflons	41	36	77	49	448	497
Dwarflings	17	36	53	20	123	143
Macaquiños	2	0	2	2	11	13
Cthulings	4	0	4	5	0	5
Wombats	5	10	15	6	6	12
Butterceros	4	0	4	5	0	5
Clockwork Otters	11	0	11	13	213	226
TOTAL	111	494	605	132	966	1098

Earnings ⊜
	Hungry Sporrans	Atletico Tomèdra
Tickets	2420	4392
Charity given	-363	-659
Charity got	659	363
Net gains	2716	4096

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