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Time Result Event
0'0 – 1"Why bother hitting someone in the chest if you can smash their skull?" That's Omnipresent Asshole's philosophy and they loved to show it to Warraka, which is now completely unconscious.
0'1 – 1The power of Orkwall Kirkney's Vintage Lucky stick is devastating: it somehow shakes Kalciakàzi's internal organs without even scratching their armour!
1'2 – 1Kaboom! Orkwall Kirkney's Vintage Lucky stick impacted Omnipresent Asshole at the speed of light, homerunning their head (which will be found and reattached to their body… eventually).
1'2 – 2Elektra Nachos jumped with all their weight on Balgety Day's head and guess what? They smashed it! Balgety Day won't get well soon.
1'2 – 3Aonach Dubh bought their Vintage Live tortoises at a flea market. Bad idea: Maury Monocle's perfect-grade Vintage Lucky stick strikes them down mercilessly.
2'3 – 3Trinary Librity hit sooo hard Andrea del Castagnaccio's head that they'll gonna need a jigsaw expert to fix it.
2'4 – 3David Cattlie hits Trinary Librity and absolutely nothing happens. Trinary Librity ponders a bit the fun situation, before reacting with righteous violence.
2'4 – 4Elektra Nachos hit sooo hard Trinary Librity's head that they'll gonna need a jigsaw expert to fix it.
3'5 – 4Acelin Gow Pallith punched Maury Monocle's guts so hard that they barfed a whole fried chicken. Intact. Whaaat?!
4'5 – 5"Why bother hitting someone in the chest if you can smash their skull?" That's Darth Wafer's philosophy and they loved to show it to Seroth Caithsuns, which is now completely unconscious.
4'5 – 6D F Walnut manages to intentionally break every other one of Acelin Gow Pallith's ribs, and a finger. Why would they do exactly that, we don't know.
5'6 – 6Orkwall Kirkney punched Elektra Nachos's guts so hard that they barfed a whole fried chicken. Intact. Whaaat?!
6'6 – 7Tun Soed Drimatoes will fondly remember how beautiful they was before D F Walnut scarred their face.

 
Lineups & Tactics
 

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# Home Team: Hungry Sporrans Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
44Aonach DubhOrcs140182426221914900CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0000000000000001000000000001001210100
45WarrakaOrcs136191526191613100CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0000000000000000000010000001013220000
Acelin Gow PallithOrcs269263040262221300DaringStrengthVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Hardened wind 8 12 12 16 2000000001000000021000010000003400000
Orkwall KirkneyOrcs262301933312419900CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 1000000002000120221000000000000000000
Seroth CaithsunsOrcs244253229262217800DaringStrengthVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Hardened wind 8 12 12 16 0011100000000001020000000001000010100
Tun Soed DrimatoesOrcs139301926242316100CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 2000000000000001120000000001101111007
Balgety DayOrcs140272228241916000CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 00010000000000011000000000011001001015
87Trinary LibrityOrcs231311631242015300CrueltySumVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 1010000001000110011001000001110110007
94Cull n BastleOrcs339341944292418900DaringStrengthVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Hardened wind 8 12 12 16 0000000000000000221000000000000000000
TOTAL4002401962832251891533006022100004000234611401101000632811613029
# Away Team: Atletico Tomèdra Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
Omnipresent AssholeEvil Mouflons131135221283518000CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 00000000000001000010000000011002100016
Andrea del CastagnaccioEvil Mouflons143186325242619900CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0020000000000000101000000001101120007
Grant MordicchioEvil Mouflons132137119323920600CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 1030000000000000230000000000001100000
Darth WaferEvil Mouflons131135827254820200CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0000000000000100212000000000000000000
D F WalnutEvil Mouflons132216821242619200CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0010010001000110221100000000010000000
Maury MonocleClockwork Otters138246721232219500CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Wet notebooks 12 8 16 12 0000000000000100120000010000001110000
Elektra NachosEvil Mouflons133135531322418800CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0011100000000220031010010000010300000
46KalciakàziOrcs271242341282120800CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 00011000000000000000100100001123000013
David CattlieEvil Mouflons240166321272619300CrueltyAlertnessVintage Lucky stick b 16 8 Vintage Live tortoises 16 12 12 8 0000000000000002000010010000011000110
TOTAL3511555202272432671763001072210001000632811613004000234611401136

 
Spectators & Earnings
 

Some really excited supporters at a match
Spectators
Race Hungry Sporrans Atletico Tomèdra
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 7 8 15 9 26 35
Orcs 20 404 424 23 139 162
Evil Mouflons 41 36 77 49 448 497
Dwarflings 17 36 53 20 123 143
Macaquiños 2 0 2 2 11 13
Cthulings 4 0 4 5 0 5
Wombats 5 10 15 6 6 12
Butterceros 4 0 4 5 0 5
Clockwork Otters 11 0 11 13 213 226
TOTAL 111 494 605 132 966 1098
Earnings
Hungry Sporrans Atletico Tomèdra
Tickets 2420 4392
Charity given -363 -659
Charity got 659 363
Net gains 2716 4096