Match

 
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Time Result Event
0'0 – 1"We're gonna win today, I feel it in my bones!" told us Lum il Folle before the Match. But then Paco Jalapeno's Lucky stick shattered their chest, so... at least it counts as something in their bones, doesn't it?
0'1 – 1Aran stroke so hard Theprobe Viger's waist that they puked their dinner. And their liver. And a boot. And then they collapsed.
0'1 – 2The power of Pain Deliveroo's Lucky stick is devastating: it somehow shakes Tazzok's internal organs without even scratching their armour!
1'1 – 3While Tamoko was playing on their handheld for some reason, Pain Deliveroo strikes them down, and manages to grab their device and beat their record too!
1'1 – 4"You hit me in the chest?!?!" screamed Aran. "Yes" replied Paco Jalapeno quietly. "Uh, ok!" said Aran, while faiting.
4'2 – 4Beating Terenzio Collina is Nathyrra's favourite hobby, and today they had their share of fun1.
1It's not really their hobby, but they really had fun.
6'2 – 5"Waisted is when your waist is wasted. Funny right?" asked Paco Jalapeno. "Haha! It's really funny" replied Nathyrra, laying on the ground with a Lucky stick in their belly.
6'2 – 6Call a doctor! Pain Deliveroo's Lucky stick is stuck in Calear Argent's chest. It'll take a while for them to be a Brawler again, but in the meanwhile they might have a career as a weapon's rack.
7'3 – 6Tempesta Perfetta is the incarnation of pain, and they explains that to Lasagna Amatricianer quite profusely. It will take a while to digest that lesson.

 
Lineups & Tactics
 

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# Home Team: Old Boys Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
Sarevok AnchevEvil Mouflons132187119282018800CrueltyAlertnessPointy spikey p 6 10 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0000000000000000301000000000000000000
MusacheteEvil Mouflons134145727382419400CrueltyAlertnessPointy spikey p 6 10 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0000000000000000320000000000000000000
Tempesta PerfettaDwarflings122414817252317600CrueltyAlertnessPointy spikey p 6 10 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000100000001011210000000000002110100
7TamokoClockwork Otters122252119162312600CrueltyAlertnessPointy spikey p 6 10 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000000000000100000000100000110000
9TazzokClockwork Otters123242019182312700CrueltyAlertnessPointy spikey p 6 10 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000000000000000000010000101300007
8AranClockwork Otters123242422162413300CrueltyAlertnessPointy spikey p 6 10 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000000001000010000010000001110000
9Lum il FolleOrcs125241521202012500CrueltyAlertnessPointy spikey p 6 10 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 00000000000000000000000100001021100017
Calear ArgentWombats126233458173319100CrueltyAlertnessPointy spikey p 6 10 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000100000000000131000010000100020001
NathyrraEvil Mouflons228243220242715500CrueltyAlertnessPointy spikey p 6 10 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 002002000000100103020000001012174210014
TOTAL235217322222202217141500002022000000301210102200040110422311811039
# Away Team: Peli Patetici Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
Theprobe VigerDwarflings140275927261919800CrueltyHealthLucky stick b 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 1210000000000000000010000010011400000
Terenzio CollinaDwarflings128324832261918500CrueltyHealthLucky stick b 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0001000000000000201000000010004410000
Bocciolo SmonetanteWombats124183564224420700CrueltyHealthLucky stick b 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0003000000000000521000000000000000000
Lasagna AmatricianerGoblins123166535332119300CrueltyHealthLucky stick b 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 00100000000000004011000000101142100018
Timelia TravellaClockwork Otters159264922212620300CrueltyHealthLucky stick b 10 6 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 4010000000000000311000000000000000000
Keg Ov'lcolEvil Mouflons129177022253820100CrueltyHealthLucky stick b 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0000000000000001130000000000000001000
Pain DeliverooWombats126272659232618700CrueltyHealthLucky stick b 10 6 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0002000002010021322000000000000001000
Paco JalapenoEvil Mouflons126136124352718600CrueltyHealthLucky stick b 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0000000002001020122000000000000000000
Leomark AngstolEvil Mouflons124136318232616700CrueltyHealthLucky stick b 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0010000000000000410000000000001000000
TOTAL279189476303234246172700524600000401104223118110000030121010220018

 
Spectators & Earnings
 

Some really excited supporters at a match
Spectators
Race Old Boys Peli Patetici
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 5 0 5 5 67 72
Orcs 14 22 36 14 64 78
Evil Mouflons 30 125 155 30 253 283
Dwarflings 12 39 51 12 212 224
Macaquiños 1 0 1 1 9 10
Cthulings 3 18 21 3 11 14
Wombats 4 2 6 4 153 157
Butterceros 3 5 8 3 68 71
Clockwork Otters 8 39 47 8 80 88
TOTAL 80 250 330 80 917 997
Earnings
Old Boys Peli Patetici
Tickets 1320 3988
Charity given -198 -598
Charity got 598 198
Net gains 1720 3588