Match

Screaming Saltire, season 12, IIα, round 8

Played 2021-02-26 19:00

Gnoll for nothing 6 – 7 Hungry Sporrans

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Time	Result	Event
0'	1 – 0	Tizuru Chei is so skilful that manages to sever Warraka's head, than reattach it again to their body without killing them! Still, it will take a bit to heal…
0'	1 – 1	Orkwall Kirkney strikes so hard with their Lucky stick that Ycalted Cadaqrecpres jumps out of their Wet notebooks.
1'	2 – 1	"Why bother hitting someone in the chest if you can smash their skull?" That's Sendai's philosophy and they loved to show it to Aonach Dubh, which is now completely unconscious.
1'	2 – 2	"Head or tail?" asked Acelin Gow Pallith, flipping a coin. "Head!" replied Sendai, and that's where Acelin Gow Pallith's Lucky stick hit. Good night!
1'	3 – 2	Pien Sideeve manages to intentionally break every other one of Plack Budding's ribs, and a finger. Why would they do exactly that, we don't know.
2'	3 – 3	Gingithlow stroke so hard Tizuru Chei's waist that they puked their dinner. And their liver. And a boot. And then they collapsed.
3'	4 – 3	Gingithlow is afraid of dragons, and Pien Sideeve… is a dragon! Oh no, wait, Gingithlow's just hallucinating after being smacked with utter rage by Pien Sideeve. They takes a couple of steps and then blacks out.
3'	4 – 4	"Why bother hitting someone in the chest if you can smash their skull?" That's Mead Breats Mead's philosophy and they loved to show it to Butmar Motions, which is now completely unconscious.
4'	5 – 4	Lord Jierdan Firkraag steamrolls over Acelin Gow Pallith's arms. On the bright side, it's fun to watch them dangling.
4'	5 – 5	Orkwall Kirkney is the leeches, and Doramore is the pond. Well, no, that doesn't sound right. But they is KO anyway.
4'	5 – 6	Pien Sideeve bought their Wet notebooks at a flea market. Bad idea: Cull n Bastle's perfect-grade Lucky stick strikes them down mercilessly.
7'	6 – 6	Korgan Bloodaxe lifted Mead Breats Mead by their feet and tied a knot with Mead Breats Mead's legs.
7'	6 – 7	Campanellino looks at Tun Soed Drimatoes, and then falls flat on their ass for no reason. What a joke…

Lineups & Tactics

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#	Home Team: Gnoll for nothing	Race	Lvl	Base attributes									Tactics						XP gained								For														Against
				Base attributes									Tactics						XP gained								KO							Attack				Rebound			KO							Attack				Rebound			🤕
				st	to	he	sp	ag	al	tot	we	ar	Tactic	Target	Weapon		Armour		st	to	he	sp	ag	al	we	ar	st	to	he	sp	ag	al	Inj	1	2	3	4	2	3	4	st	to	he	sp	ag	al	Inj	1	2	3	4	2	3	4	🤕
	Doramore	Goblins	0	22	15	64	22	29	13	165	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	0
	Tizuru Chei	Orcs	1	52	18	24	35	42	17	188	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	4	0	0	0	0	4
	Pien Sideeve	Clockwork Otters	1	28	40	31	15	19	24	157	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Wet notebooks	6 6 10 6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
	Lord Jierdan Firkraag	Goblins	1	29	16	91	39	31	16	222	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	5	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
53	Ycalted Cadaqrecpres	Clockwork Otters	1	27	24	22	13	18	25	129	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Wet notebooks	6 6 10 6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	4	2	1	0	0	0	7
55	Butmar Motions	Evil Mouflons	1	22	16	25	16	20	24	123	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	3	2	1	1	0	0	0
	Sendai	Butterceros	1	34	24	22	65	38	24	207	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Inflatable rock	6 10 6 6	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	3	1	2	0	0	0	11
	Campanellino	Clockwork Otters	1	32	39	40	14	18	30	173	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Wet notebooks	6 6 10 6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	2	4	0	0	1	0	1
	Korgan Bloodaxe	Evil Mouflons	1	35	14	86	17	33	30	215	0	0	Cruelty	Alertness	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	2	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0
	TOTAL			281	206	405	236	248	203	1579	0	0							2	0	0	3	1	0	0	0	1	1	0	1	0	3	2	3	7	17	3	0	0	0	0	1	1	1	1	3	2	0	13	15	5	1	2	0	23

#	Away Team: Hungry Sporrans	Race	Lvl	Base attributes									Tactics						XP gained								For														Against
				Base attributes									Tactics						XP gained								KO							Attack				Rebound			KO							Attack				Rebound			🤕
				st	to	he	sp	ag	al	tot	we	ar	Tactic	Target	Weapon		Armour		st	to	he	sp	ag	al	we	ar	st	to	he	sp	ag	al	Inj	1	2	3	4	2	3	4	st	to	he	sp	ag	al	Inj	1	2	3	4	2	3	4	🤕
44	Aonach Dubh	Orcs	1	40	18	26	26	22	19	151	0	0	Cruelty	Health	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0
45	Warraka	Orcs	1	36	19	15	26	19	16	131	0	0	Cruelty	Health	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Inflatable rock	6 10 6 6	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	4	1	2	0	0	0	3
	Acelin Gow Pallith	Orcs	2	72	26	30	40	26	22	216	0	0	Cruelty	Health	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	1	1	1	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	2	1	1	0	0	0	14
	Plack Budding	Orcs	2	68	24	26	34	31	20	203	0	0	Cruelty	Health	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	1	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	4	0	0	0	0	1
	Orkwall Kirkney	Orcs	2	64	30	19	35	33	24	205	0	0	Cruelty	Health	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Inflatable rock	6 10 6 6	1	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	4	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Gingithlow	Orcs	1	53	19	19	34	38	21	184	0	0	Cruelty	Health	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	2	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0
	Tun Soed Drimatoes	Orcs	1	41	31	19	27	24	24	166	0	0	Cruelty	Health	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Inflatable rock	6 10 6 6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	5	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0
	Mead Breats Mead	Orcs	1	46	23	19	33	24	23	168	0	0	Cruelty	Health	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Inflatable rock	6 10 6 6	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	2	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	0	0	0	4
94	Cull n Bastle	Orcs	3	40	34	19	46	29	24	192	0	0	Cruelty	Health	Lucky stick	b 10 6	Inflatable rock	6 10 6 6	2	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	2	4	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	TOTAL			460	224	192	301	246	193	1616	0	0							8	0	1	6	1	0	0	0	0	1	1	1	1	3	2	0	13	15	5	1	2	0	1	1	0	1	0	3	2	3	7	17	3	0	0	0	22

Spectators & Earnings

Some really excited supporters at a match

Spectators
Race	Gnoll for nothing			Hungry Sporrans
Race	Occasional	Supporters	Total	Occasional	Supporters	Total
Goblins	4	76	80	7	8	15
Orcs	11	212	223	19	448	467
Evil Mouflons	23	110	133	40	39	79
Dwarflings	10	49	59	16	38	54
Macaquiños	1	22	23	2	0	2
Cthulings	2	6	8	4	0	4
Wombats	3	32	35	5	10	15
Butterceros	2	101	103	4	0	4
Clockwork Otters	6	82	88	10	0	10
TOTAL	62	690	752	107	543	650

Earnings ⊜
	Gnoll for nothing	Hungry Sporrans
Tickets	3008	2600
Charity given	-451	-390
Charity got	390	451
Net gains	2947	2661

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