Time Result Event
0'0 – 1Riot Creator used to run 10K a day. Why "used"? Ask Gloria Grain Hoarder, he knows why.
0'1 – 1VanDamme's stroke was so powerful that Jean Pierre Polaertti swore his head had been detached from his body.
0'1 – 2Rudyardo pisolinetto just swallowed a pint of Facsupac's finest blood. It's an excellent vintage!
0'1 – 3Mara Vernier looks at Gloria Grain Hoarder, and then falls flat on his ass for no reason. What a joke…
2'1 – 4While Potere delle Noci was playing on his handheld for some reason, Triplobudelloditumà strikes him down, and manages to grab his device and beat his record too!
2'2 – 4"Why bother hitting someone in the chest if you can smash his skull?" That's Panda Rotolante's philosophy and he loved to show it to Gloria Grain Hoarder, which is now completely unconscious.
2'2 – 5Grugno bleeds Moglie Ubriaca dry. Literally. It will take him a lot to recover.
2'3 – 5"You hit me in the chest?!?!" screamed Grugno. "Yes" replied Dessert Caduto quietly. "Uh, ok!" said Grugno, while faiting.
3'3 – 6Luigino Di Mi-Go manages to intentionally break seven of Orkmanager's fingers, and four ribs. Why would he do exactly that, we don't know.
4'4 – 6The power of VanDamme's Vintage Lucky stick is devastating: it somehow shakes Triplobudelloditumà's internal organs without even scratching his armour!
4'4 – 7Do you recall when Dessert Caduto was able to run, jump, walk… well, Jonathan Coconut has put an end to that for a while.
5'4 – 8Luigino Di Mi-Go is the incarnation of pain, and he explains that to VanDamme quite profusely. It will take a while to digest that lesson.

Lineups & Tactics

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# Home Team: Dilettanti Allo SParagli Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
22FacsupacEvil Mouflons156215543252422400CrueltyToughnessVintage Lucky stickVintage Live tortoises0000100000000000000000001000000110000
24OrkmanagerEvil Mouflons149225441242421400CrueltyToughnessVintage Lucky stickVintage Live tortoises0100000000000001010000100000000201000
29Moglie UbriacaClockwork Otters151283637242520100CrueltyToughnessVintage Lucky stickVintage Wet notebooks01110000000000000100010010001101300012
31Dessert CadutoEvil Mouflons144206732242521200CrueltyToughnessVintage Lucky stickVintage Live tortoises00110000010000001201000001001120100014
40Riot CreatorClockwork Otters138294433252219100CrueltyToughnessVintage Lucky stickVintage Live tortoises0012000000000000000010000100010200000
41Potere delle NociEvil Mouflons143166924252320000CrueltyToughnessVintage Lucky stickVintage Live tortoises0010000000000000100000000100002120000
42Mara VernierEvil Mouflons231265136262719700CrueltyToughnessVintage Lucky stickVintage Live tortoises00000000000000010000000001001000000111
43VanDammeEvil Mouflons242245733252620700CrueltyToughnessVintage Lucky stickVintage Live tortoises00200000010001201110000000101000200014
45Panda RotolanteEvil Mouflons231284330292618700CrueltyToughnessVintage Lucky stickVintage Live tortoises0000010000000100031000000000002400000
# Away Team: Los Panchinaros Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
26ButtercockEvil Mouflons141175319322218400CrueltyAlertnessVintage Pointy spikeyVintage Live tortoises0000000000000000022000000000000000000
27Jonathan CoconutEvil Mouflons136186222242819000CrueltyAlertnessVintage Pointy spikeyVintage Live tortoises1000000000010010211000000000000000000
29GrugnoOrcs156202040251817900DaringStrengthVintage Pointy spikeyVintage Live tortoises1000000000100011010000010000000100010
30Luigino Di Mi-GoCthulings116233534213816700CrueltyAlertnessVintage Pointy spikeyVintage Inflatable rock0001000010001010122000000000000000000
31Jean Pierre PolaerttiEvil Mouflons122147719233519000CrueltyAlertnessVintage Pointy spikeyVintage Live tortoises00000000000000010000000000011011101014
34Gloria Grain HoarderEvil Mouflons128145935242518500CrueltyAlertnessVintage Pointy spikeyVintage Live tortoises0021000000020010010101000001020400000
36Lord Farbert the FartherGoblins123167429331418900DaringStrengthVintage Pointy spikeyVintage Live tortoises0000000000000000122000000000000100000
37TriplobudelloditumàGoblins121164944302218200CrueltyAlertnessVintage Pointy spikeyVintage Live tortoises00000100000100001110000100001021100014
40Rudyardo pisolinettoDwarflings329513924292419600DaringStrengthVintage Pointy spikeyVintage Wet notebooks0000000000100001111000000000000001000

Spectators & Earnings

Some really excited supporters at a match
Race Dilettanti Allo SParagli Los Panchinaros
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 18 4 22 9 115 124
Orcs 48 72 120 24 163 187
Evil Mouflons 100 602 702 50 269 319
Dwarflings 41 68 109 20 101 121
Macaquiños 5 37 42 3 2 5
Cthulings 10 0 10 5 136 141
Wombats 13 0 13 6 0 6
Butterceros 9 0 9 5 0 5
Clockwork Otters 26 213 239 13 94 107
TOTAL 270 996 1266 135 880 1015
Dilettanti Allo SParagli Los Panchinaros
Tickets 5064 4060
Charity given -760 -609
Charity got 609 760
Net gains 4913 4211