Match

 
Report
 

Time Result Event
0'0 – 1Kaboom! Moscow Mule's Lucky stick impacted Er Otto Maniac at the speed of light, homerunning his head (which will be found and reattached to his body… eventually).
0'1 – 1Tofuso Irbuso strikes Cuba Libre's chest so roughly that his body-building career is ruined.
0'1 – 2John Scitto bought his Wet notebooks at a flea market. Bad idea: Astro Pop's perfect-grade Lucky stick strikes him down mercilessly.
1'2 – 2Baron Grug's body was his own temple. Arthur Saakadiq really loves to desecrate temples. Do the math.
3'3 – 2While Calauni Ap was playing on his handheld for some reason, Johnny Deep strikes him down, and manages to grab his device and beat his record too!
3'4 – 2Singapore Sling's Lucky stick bounces on Danilo Salcazzi's Live tortoises, and knocks himself out!
4'4 – 3Moscow Mule's stroke was so powerful that Danilo Salcazzi swore his head had been detached from his body.
5'5 – 3Tofuso Irbuso bleeds Bagheera la Pantera dry. Literally. It will take him a lot to recover.
6'5 – 4You know that feeling when you feel safe and protected by your trusty Inflatable rock? Well, Gennaro Mannaro was delusional, and Astro Pop's Lucky stick teaches him otherwise. He will remember that for a while.
7'6 – 4Johnny Deep manages to intentionally break every other one of Astro Pop's ribs, and a finger. Why would he do exactly that, we don't know.

 
Lineups & Tactics
 

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# Home Team: Sfrantego Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
2Danilo SalcazziEvil Mouflons023103816191912500CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises10010000000001100202010000011374100012
5John ScittoClockwork Otters016203616132012100CrueltyToughnessLucky stickWet notebooks0000000000000000010000000001002310000
25Gennaro MannaroOrcs131231622181912900CrueltyToughnessLucky stickInflatable rock0000000000000000112000010000103300000
27Johnny DeepClockwork Otters124282317172713600CrueltyToughnessLucky stickWet notebooks0000000001010000212000000000000000000
30Arthur SaakadiqClockwork Otters124273214221913800CrueltyToughnessLucky stickWet notebooks2000000001000010131000000000000000000
35Fuck TotumClockwork Otters127262613172012900CrueltyToughnessLucky stickWet notebooks0010100000000000410100000000011010000
37Tofuso IrbusoOrcs134181923211813300CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises1000000001100011220000000000000001000
42Er Otto ManiacClockwork Otters121281816161811700CrueltyToughnessLucky stickWet notebooks0200000000000000000000000001100110007
43AnuntuOrcs142231724211614300CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000001301000000000000001000
TOTAL242203225161164176117100421110000311013213116301010003341311420019
# Away Team: Drink Team Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
17Bagheera la PanteraDwarflings131233717241314500CrueltySumLucky stickLive tortoises10200000000000001200000010001032100013
18Baron GrugOrcs132192931222415700CrueltySumLucky stickLive tortoises00110000000000011000000100001043110015
23Moscow MuleDwarflings120293919211714500CrueltySumLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000221112000000000000001000
29Astro PopOrcs131241523221813300CrueltySumLucky stickInflatable rock1000200001000110320000010000001110004
32Singapore SlingDwarflings122233918201613800CrueltySumLucky stickLive tortoises0010000000000001110000000001101110018
40Cuba LibreOrcs129182029212314000CrueltySumLucky stickLive tortoises0000100000000000000000010000002310006
46OuzoOrcs125271829191713500CrueltySumLucky stickLive tortoises0001000000000000411000000000000000000
52PicchiaduroClockwork Otters126253522192315000CrueltySumLucky stickWet notebooks0000000000000001211100000000012001000
53Calauni ApOrcs124212628202114000CrueltySumLucky stickWet notebooks0000000000000000030100000100010110000
TOTAL240209258216188172128300204230000100033413114200031101321311630146

 
Spectators & Earnings
 

Some really excited supporters at a match
Spectators
Race Sfrantego Drink Team
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 5 3 8 9 18 27
Orcs 13 80 93 24 165 189
Evil Mouflons 27 73 100 50 42 92
Dwarflings 11 21 32 20 104 124
Macaquiños 1 17 18 2 18 20
Cthulings 3 37 40 5 16 21
Wombats 3 33 36 6 29 35
Butterceros 2 0 2 5 11 16
Clockwork Otters 7 101 108 13 42 55
TOTAL 72 365 437 134 445 579
Earnings
Sfrantego Drink Team
Tickets 1748 2316
Charity given -262 -347
Charity got 347 262
Net gains 1833 2231