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Time Result Event
0'1 – 0Joris Bohnson is the incarnation of pain, and they explains that to Depated Rilo quite profusely. It will take a while to digest that lesson.
0'2 – 0"You hit me in the chest?!?!" screamed Par Tutorenni. "Yes" replied Il Ragionier Pelazzy quietly. "Uh, ok!" said Par Tutorenni, while faiting.
1'2 – 1Mari MariPeni looks at Totlefer, and then falls flat on their ass for no reason. What a joke…
1'3 – 1Dandy Ruff performs on Totlefer a secret head-exploding technique. The head didn't explode, but the victim was knocked down anyway.
3'4 – 1Kaboom! Peri Neo's Lucky stick impacted Etti Discol at the speed of light, homerunning their head (which will be found and reattached to their body… eventually).
3'5 – 1Nancy Pelosi punched Re Nesslartle's guts so hard that they barfed a whole fried chicken. Intact. Whaaat?!
5'6 – 1"You hit me in the chest?!?!" screamed Rectiesminla. "Yes" replied Scrotum Glabrum quietly. "Uh, ok!" said Rectiesminla, while faiting.
6'7 – 1"Every weapon is a throwing weapon if you throw it very hard". Another brilliant principle from Dandy Ruff, that sent Pisup Terstiessi to the dreamland.
6'8 – 1"Why bother hitting someone in the chest if you can smash their skull?" That's Scrotum Glabrum's philosophy and they loved to show it to Lonise Reccle, which is now completely unconscious.

 
Lineups & Tactics
 

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# Home Team: Love Is In The Hair Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon V Armour V sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
4Scrotum GlabrumEvil Mouflons01610171313158400CrueltyHealthLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0000000001000100023000000000000000000
5Il Ragionier PelazzyEvil Mouflons01410151113147700CrueltyHealthLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0010000001000000221000000000002200000
6Nancy PelosiEvil Mouflons01410191114138100CrueltyHealthLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0010000001000001121000000000000001000
11Peri NeoEvil Mouflons01511151313138000CrueltyHealthLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0010000000000111121000000000000101000
12Dandy RuffEvil Mouflons01410151113147700CrueltyHealthLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0000000000000200122000000000001100000
13Fister Of MercyClockwork Otters122282013162112000CrueltyHealthNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 1000000000000000420000000000001100000
14Joris BohnsonEvil Mouflons123182516181811800CrueltyHealthNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0002000000001011211000000000001000100
15Gennaro MannaroOrcs133231622181913100CrueltyHealthStolen Lamp Post 24 9 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 0110100000000000510000000000000010000
21Mari MariPeniEvil Mouflons121133016182111900CrueltyHealthNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0000000000000001010000000100000100010
TOTAL17213317212613614888700114210000300142416159000000100005612110
# Away Team: Wns Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon V Armour V sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
1Depated RiloOrcs01514101413117700RandomPointy spikey 6 10 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 00000000000000000000000000101001100013
2Temtem BatemsionliEvil Mouflons01410161113137700RandomKnucklecleaver 8 8 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000000000000120000000000001300000
3RectiesminlaDwarflings01315141313107800RandomKnucklecleaver 8 8 Hardened wind 6 6 6 10 0000000000000000101000010000004110000
4Etti DiscolMacaquiños01110131315157700RandomKnucklecleaver 8 8 Hardened wind 6 6 6 10 00000000000000000101000000011122100011
5Re NesslartleCthulings01014131311167700RandomPointy spikey 6 10 Hardened wind 6 6 6 10 0000000000000000010000010000002030000
6TotleferWombats01413111510147700RandomPointy spikey 6 10 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0010000000010000010011000001023300000
7Par TutorenniButterceros01114101415137700RandomLucky stick 10 6 Hardened wind 6 6 6 10 0000000000000000000000010000002120000
8Pisup TerstiessiClockwork Otters01415141011137700RandomLucky stick 10 6 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 0000000000000000200100000001012400000
9Lonise ReccleGoblins01311151414107700RandomLucky stick 10 6 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000000000000110000000001000010000
TOTAL115116116117115115694000010000000010000561211030014241615900024

 
Spectators & Earnings
 

Some really excited supporters at a match
Spectators
Race Love Is In The Hair Wns
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 5 0 5 3 0 3
Orcs 36 21 57 17 0 17
Evil Mouflons 51 9 60 25 0 25
Dwarflings 27 5 32 13 0 13
Macaquiños 1 2 3 1 0 1
Cthulings 2 0 2 1 0 1
Wombats 10 0 10 5 0 5
Butterceros 4 0 4 2 0 2
Clockwork Otters 11 0 11 5 0 5
TOTAL 147 37 184 72 0 72
Earnings
Love Is In The Hair Wns
Tickets 736 288
Charity given -110 -43
Charity got 43 110
Net gains 669 0