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Time Result Event
0'1 – 0The power of Diss Lexc's Lucky stick is devastating: it somehow shakes Blow My Skull Off's internal organs without even scratching their armour!
0'1 – 1Fister Of Mercy is afraid of dragons, and Bay Breeze… is a dragon! Oh no, wait, Fister Of Mercy's just hallucinating after being smacked with utter rage by Bay Breeze. They takes a couple of steps and then blacks out.
1'2 – 1Never stand on Mari MariPeni's path, they said. But that day Tiessiit Asernpen didn't take notes. Too bad, when he'll regain consciousness he'll know.
2'2 – 2Amber Moon strikes so hard with their Lucky stick that Er Otto Maniac jumps out of their Wet notebooks.
3'3 – 2Pontius Depilate strikes Ancient Mariner's chest so roughly that their body-building career is ruined.
3'4 – 2Irish Car Bomb's body was their own temple. Diss Lexc really loves to desecrate temples. Do the math.
4'4 – 3The power of Amber Moon's Lucky stick is devastating: it somehow shakes Mari MariPeni's internal organs without even scratching their armour!
5'5 – 3Call a doctor! John Scitto's Stolen Lamp Post is stuck in Amber Moon's chest. It'll take a while for them to be a Brawler again, but in the meanwhile they might have a career as a weapon's rack.
7'6 – 3Screwdriver was beaten so much on their belly, that now they has a 5-pack. Good work Diss Lexc!
8'6 – 4Blue Hawaii just swallowed a pint of John Scitto's finest blood. It's an excellent vintage!

 
Lineups & Tactics
 

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# Home Team: Love Is In The Hair Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon V Armour V sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
13Fister Of MercyClockwork Otters123282013162112100CrueltyAlertnessNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0200000000000000000000000001000310000
14Joris BohnsonEvil Mouflons123182518181812000CrueltyAlertnessNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0001000000000000410001000000011000000
15Gennaro MannaroOrcs133241722191913400CrueltyAlertnessNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 0001000000000002120000000000000001100
16Er Otto ManiacClockwork Otters121311916181812300CrueltyAlertnessLucky stick 10 6 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0200000000000000101110010000020500000
19Pontius DepilateDwarflings120232616181611900CrueltyAlertnessLucky stick 10 6 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 1000000001000000311000000000000000000
21Mari MariPeniEvil Mouflons121133016182111900CrueltyAlertnessLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0101010001000000030110010000125120008
22John ScittoClockwork Otters016203716132012200CrueltyAlertnessStolen Lamp Post 24 9 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000001000010311010001000013200004
25Saglieri Futugon GhiniButterceros116211327241811900CrueltyAlertnessLucky stick 10 6 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 0000000000000000140000000000000000000
27Diss LexcDwarflings118232616181611700CrueltyAlertnessLucky stick 10 6 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000002001020212000000000000000000
TOTAL19120121316016216710940015030100050010321513523102100116911311012
# Away Team: Team Rehab Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon V Armour V sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
66ScrewdriverDwarflings121272617222013300CrueltyToughnessSharpened Stirrer 10 16 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000000000001300000000010001311001
67Bay BreezeOrcs126182125202213200CrueltySpeedLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0000000000000101230000000000000000100
68Amber MoonDwarflings119232421201912600CrueltySpeedLucky stick 10 6 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 10000000020000100220000100001033000012
34Tiessiit AsernpenDwarflings125252217201712600CrueltyToughnessLucky stick 10 6 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000000000000100000010000005400001
36Ancient MarinerOrcs124232021201712500CrueltySpeedLucky stick 10 6 Titanium Shaker 14 14 14 20 0000000000000001010100010000012021000
70Between The SheetsDwarflings125232517182012800CrueltyToughnessLucky stick 10 6 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000000000002200010000000012000110
39Blow My Skull OffDwarflings120232223211612500CrueltySpeedLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0000000000000000000000010000102220005
64Blue HawaiiEvil Mouflons122163519192713800CrueltySpeedSharpened Stirrer 10 16 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0000000000100000141000000000000000000
65Irish Car BombDwarflings120233220201913400CrueltySpeedSharpened Stirrer 10 16 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0000000000000001010000010000100100100
TOTAL20220122718018017711670010000000021001169113110050010321513523119

 
Spectators & Earnings
 

Some really excited supporters at a match
Spectators
Race Love Is In The Hair Team Rehab
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 6 0 6 4 0 4
Orcs 41 22 63 25 0 25
Evil Mouflons 58 21 79 36 0 36
Dwarflings 30 6 36 19 2 21
Macaquiños 2 2 4 1 0 1
Cthulings 2 0 2 1 0 1
Wombats 12 0 12 7 0 7
Butterceros 4 0 4 3 0 3
Clockwork Otters 12 0 12 7 0 7
TOTAL 167 51 218 103 2 105
Earnings
Love Is In The Hair Team Rehab
Tickets 872 420
Charity given -131 -63
Charity got 63 131
Net gains 804 8