Match

 
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Time Result Event
0'0 – 1Incontinentia Buttocks demonstrates the superiority of their Not Optimised For Smurfones over Temcaup Verble Penit's Live tortoises. It demonstrates it 16 times. Over 4 seconds. It will take a while to stand up again.
0'0 – 2Nesspo Evedayra hits Saglieri Futugon Ghini and absolutely nothing happens. Saglieri Futugon Ghini ponders a bit the fun situation, before reacting with righteous violence.
0'1 – 2Butmarenceta performs on Saglieri Futugon Ghini a secret head-exploding technique. The head didn't explode, but the victim was knocked down anyway.
1'1 – 3Do you recall when Compa Minbutmo was able to run, jump, walk… well, Diss Lexc has put an end to that for a while.
1'2 – 3Do you recall when Quentin Tarantella was able to run, jump, walk… well, Conmooing Ketpoli has put an end to that for a while.
3'2 – 4"You hit me in the chest?!?!" screamed Lowatedter Surcalan. "Yes" replied Er Otto Maniac quietly. "Uh, ok!" said Lowatedter Surcalan, while faiting.
3'2 – 5Joris Bohnson is so skilful that manages to sever Butmarenceta's head, than reattach it again to their body without killing them! Still, it will take a bit to heal…
5'3 – 5Arection Penpar lifted Diss Lexc by their feet and tied a knot with Diss Lexc's legs.
5'3 – 6Joris Bohnson strikes Adcitmer Landmis's chest so roughly that their body-building career is ruined.
5'4 – 6Gennaro Mannaro masterfully draws elegant shapes in the air… completely missing Arection Penpar, that deals a devastating blow into their belly.
6'4 – 7Arection Penpar was beaten so much on their belly, that now they has a 5-pack. Good work Incontinentia Buttocks!
7'4 – 8Conmooing Ketpoli looks at Joris Bohnson, and then falls flat on their ass for no reason. What a joke…

 
Lineups & Tactics
 

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# Home Team: A Giant Cake 👾 Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon V Armour V sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
1Conmooing KetpoliOrcs01615111414128200CrueltyToughnessLucky stick 10 6 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 1000000000010012120000000100000000110
2Temcaup Verble PenitEvil Mouflons01410161113137700CrueltyToughnessLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0000100000000000000000000100100010006
4Lowatedter SurcalanMacaquiños01210161519209200CrueltyToughnessLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0100110000000001010300010000033020010
5Adcitmer LandmisCthulings01016141312188300CrueltyAlertnessLucky stick 10 6 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 1110000000000000210000010000001110002
7Liman Meninggen TuremerButterceros01214141616148600CrueltyAlertnessLucky stick 10 6 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 0010110000000000311100000000011310000
8Compa MinbutmoClockwork Otters01515181111148400CrueltyAlertnessLucky stick 10 6 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000000000000100000000100100010006
9Nesspo EvedayraGoblins01312181415108200DaringAgilityLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 01200000000000010000000100001023000110
10Arection PenparOrcs01513111415117900DaringAgilityLucky stick 10 6 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 0000010000011000220010000010011110000
11ButmarencetaEvil Mouflons01411171114148100DaringAgilityLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0001000000000100111010000001113120008
TOTAL121116135119129126746002341330000021114108242003031146119901332
# Away Team: Love Is In The Hair Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon V Armour V sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
13Fister Of MercyClockwork Otters123302013162112300DaringHealthLucky stick 10 6 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 1010000000000000212000000000000000000
14Joris BohnsonEvil Mouflons123182519181812100CrueltyToughnessLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0021000001010111031010000000011001000
15Gennaro MannaroOrcs133241723191913500CrueltyToughnessNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 0302000000000003001000000010003111205
16Er Otto ManiacClockwork Otters121331916181812500CrueltyToughnessLucky stick 10 6 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000001000000411000000000000000000
19Pontius DepilateDwarflings121232616181612000DaringHealthLucky stick 10 6 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0020000000000001310000000000001001000
23Quentin TarantellaOrcs123181821181811600CrueltyToughnessLucky stick 10 6 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0011000000000001000001000100110301008
25Saglieri Futugon GhiniButterceros116211327241811900CrueltyToughnessStolen Lamp Post 24 9 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 0000000001000010000001000001010010000
26Incontinentia ButtocksDwarflings118232616181611700CrueltyToughnessNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0010000000011010222000000000000000000
27Diss LexcDwarflings118232616181611700DaringHealthNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 1110100000010010012001000100015400000
TOTAL1962131901671671601093002484100003031146119901300021114108242013

 
Spectators & Earnings
 

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Spectators
Race A Giant Cake 👾 Love Is In The Hair
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 5 0 5 7 0 7
Orcs 32 5 37 47 23 70
Evil Mouflons 47 4 51 68 24 92
Dwarflings 24 10 34 35 15 50
Macaquiños 2 10 12 3 2 5
Cthulings 2 5 7 3 0 3
Wombats 9 0 9 13 0 13
Butterceros 4 5 9 5 0 5
Clockwork Otters 10 0 10 14 2 16
TOTAL 135 39 174 195 66 261
Earnings
A Giant Cake 👾 Love Is In The Hair
Tickets 696 1044
Charity given -104 -157
Charity got 157 104
Net gains 749 991