Match

 
Report
 

Time Result Event
0'0 – 1Pontius Depilate is the incarnation of pain, and they explains that to Setac Enbe quite profusely. It will take a while to digest that lesson.
2'0 – 2Joris Bohnson is afraid of dragons, but Nymomain Im isn't a dragon. And for a while, it won't even be a brawler anymore…
3'0 – 3Er Otto Maniac stroke so hard Ernterbe Clelowday's waist that they puked their dinner. And their liver. And a boot. And then they collapsed.
4'1 – 3Acness demonstrates the superiority of their Pointy spikey over Bong Marley's Not Optimised For Mobile. It demonstrates it 16 times. Over 4 seconds. It will take a while to stand up again.
4'1 – 4Col Fisetcovmar's guts have just become the new scabbard for Incontinentia Buttocks's Not Optimised For Smurfones.
5'2 – 4Joris Bohnson was beaten so much on their belly, that now they has a 5-pack. Good work Encelo!
5'2 – 5Call a doctor! Fister Of Mercy's Not Optimised For Smurfones is stuck in Encelo's chest. It'll take a while for them to be a Brawler again, but in the meanwhile they might have a career as a weapon's rack.
6'2 – 6The power of Diss Lexc's Stolen Lamp Post is devastating: it somehow shakes Main Cocomeveple's internal organs without even scratching their armour!
6'2 – 7Beating Ornytodaq Cal is Er Otto Maniac's favourite hobby, and today they had their share of fun1.
1It's not really their hobby, but they really had fun.
7'2 – 8While Enterex Sionsonba was playing on their handheld for some reason, Incontinentia Buttocks strikes them down, and manages to grab their device and beat their record too!

 
Lineups & Tactics
 

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# Home Team: Andesite Burrowers 👾 Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon V Armour V sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
1Nymomain ImOrcs01714121614128500CrueltySumPointy spikey 6 10 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 02000100000000000100200000101294100011
2Main CocomevepleEvil Mouflons01710161115138200CrueltySumPointy spikey 6 10 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0100010000000001210000010000102031003
3Ornytodaq CalDwarflings01520171314108900DaringStrengthPointy spikey 6 10 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0000000000000001300000000010000010100
4EnceloMacaquiños01210151317158200DaringStrengthPointy spikey 6 10 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 10000000000010000400000100001002100012
5Enterex SionsonbaCthulings01015181411198700DaringStrengthPointy spikey 6 10 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 0200010000000001111100000100013010011
6Ernterbe ClelowdayWombats01414122410158900DaringStrengthPointy spikey 6 10 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0100000000000000111000000010003310000
7Setac EnbeButterceros01314101416138000DaringStrengthPointy spikey 6 10 Inflatable rock 6 10 6 6 0000000000000000000000000010101110007
8AcnessClockwork Otters01520191011138800DaringStrengthPointy spikey 6 10 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0010000000010011021000000000001001000
11Col FisetcovmarEvil Mouflons01411151313158100DaringStrengthPointy spikey 6 10 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0010000000000000210000000010101410004
TOTAL12712813412812112576300162003000001101491131200201505320141021138
# Away Team: Love Is In The Hair Race Lvl Base attributes Tactics XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon V Armour V sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
13Fister Of MercyClockwork Otters124302113162112500CrueltyHealthNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0300000001000010311201000000032210000
14Joris BohnsonEvil Mouflons123182720181812400CrueltyHealthNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Live tortoises 10 6 6 6 0010000000001010211010000010010110000
16Er Otto ManiacClockwork Otters121331916181812500CrueltyHealthNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 1100000000002001031000000000000000100
19Pontius DepilateDwarflings121232816181612200CrueltyHealthNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0001000000001011122000000000000001000
21Mari MariPeniEvil Mouflons121143017182212200CrueltyHealthNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Not Optimised For Mobile 17 15 15 15 0040000000000000321000000000000200000
22John ScittoClockwork Otters016203716132012200CrueltyHealthNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000000000000510000000000000000000
26Incontinentia ButtocksDwarflings118232716181611800CrueltyHealthNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 1010000000011010312000000000000000000
27Diss LexcDwarflings119242716191612100CrueltyHealthStolen Lamp Post 24 9 Wet notebooks 6 6 10 6 0000000001000010312000000000000000000
28Bong MarleyOrcs123181821181811600CrueltyHealthNot Optimised For Smurfones 13 20 Not Optimised For Mobile 17 15 15 15 02220000000000010200000001001076101014
TOTAL186203234151156165109500268300000201505320141021100011014911312014

 
Spectators & Earnings
 

Some really excited supporters at a match
Spectators
Race Andesite Burrowers 👾 Love Is In The Hair
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 8 2 10 13 0 13
Orcs 20 11 31 32 0 32
Evil Mouflons 46 6 52 73 0 73
Dwarflings 27 14 41 43 0 43
Macaquiños 0 8 8 1 0 1
Cthulings 4 4 8 7 0 7
Wombats 7 4 11 11 0 11
Butterceros 5 6 11 8 0 8
Clockwork Otters 7 0 7 11 0 11
TOTAL 124 55 179 199 0 199
Earnings
Andesite Burrowers 👾 Love Is In The Hair
Tickets 724 796
Charity given -109 -119
Charity got 119 109
Net gains 734 786