Match

Screaming Saltire, season 17, F., round 2

Played 2022-01-21 19:00

Cthulhiner Swing Orchestra 8 – 5 Team Rehab

Report

Time	Result	Event
0'	1 – 0	Rudyardo pisolinetto stroke so hard Bacardi's waist that they puked their dinner. And their liver. And a boot. And then they collapsed.
0'	1 – 1	Arisa Bilancia used to run 10K a day. Why "used"? Ask Tiessiit Asernpen, they knows why.
1'	2 – 1	Trappista Teppista trips Ancient Mariner, who splats on the floor, and while they's at it, they also steals their wallet!
1'	2 – 2	Beating Fottimadri is Screwdriver's favourite hobby, and today they had their share of fun¹. ¹It's not really their hobby, but they really had fun.
1'	3 – 2	Caguiño trips Tiessiit Asernpen, who splats on the floor, and while they's at it, they also steals their wallet!
2'	3 – 3	Bong Marley just swallowed a pint of Sandy McSlapnado's finest blood. It's an excellent vintage!
3'	4 – 3	While Death In The Afternoon was playing on their handheld for some reason, Trip Fontaine strikes them down, and manages to grab their device and beat their record too!
4'	5 – 3	Bong Marley was beaten so much on their belly, that now they has a 5-pack. Good work Giorgio Oppurbene!
4'	5 – 4	Turefaestness Niis just swallowed a pint of Caguiño's finest blood. It's an excellent vintage!
5'	6 – 4	Tequila Sunrise's always dreaming about travelling through the stars. Trappista Teppista striked so hard on Tequila Sunrise's head that now their dreams came true.
6'	6 – 5	Turefaestness Niis stroke so hard Kazzotigwardi's waist that they puked their dinner. And their liver. And a boot. And then they collapsed.
6'	7 – 5	Trip Fontaine just swallowed a pint of Screwdriver's finest blood. It's an excellent vintage!
7'	8 – 5	Turefaestness Niis used to run 10K a day. Why "used"? Ask Giorgio Oppurbene, they knows why.

Lineups & Tactics

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#	Home Team: Cthulhiner Swing Orchestra	Race	Lvl	Base attributes									Tactics						XP gained								For														Against
				Base attributes									Tactics						XP gained								KO							Attack				Rebound			KO							Attack				Rebound			🤕
				st	to	he	sp	ag	al	tot	we	ar	Tactic	Target	Weapon		Armour		st	to	he	sp	ag	al	we	ar	st	to	he	sp	ag	al	Inj	1	2	3	4	2	3	4	st	to	he	sp	ag	al	Inj	1	2	3	4	2	3	4	🤕
20	Sandy McSlapnado	Dwarflings	1	23	28	58	20	21	21	171	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Pointy spikey	p 6 10	Wet notebooks	6 6 10 6	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	3	0	1	0	0	0
44	Trappista Teppista	Dwarflings	2	29	42	91	36	28	18	244	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Pointy spikey	p 6 10	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	1	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
46	Trip Fontaine	Dwarflings	2	24	38	42	23	25	17	169	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Pointy spikey	p 6 10	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	0	2	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	4	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0
47	Fottimadri	Wombats	2	24	25	25	49	17	28	168	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Pointy spikey	p 6 10	Wet notebooks	6 6 10 6	0	2	0	2	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	4	2	1	0	0	0	0
48	Rudyardo pisolinetto	Dwarflings	3	29	59	45	26	31	24	214	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Pointy spikey	p 6 10	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0
49	Arisa Bilancia	Cthulings	0	12	14	15	15	14	15	85	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Pointy spikey	p 6 10	Inflatable rock	6 10 6 6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	4	0	0	0	0	0
50	Giorgio Oppurbene	Evil Mouflons	3	38	32	49	31	29	31	210	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Pointy spikey	p 6 10	Wet notebooks	6 6 10 6	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	1	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Kazzotigwardi	Orcs	1	28	31	19	31	22	21	152	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Pointy spikey	p 6 10	Inflatable rock	6 10 6 6	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0
52	Caguiño	Macaquiños	1	16	18	20	19	21	28	122	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Pointy spikey	p 6 10	Inflatable rock	6 10 6 6	0	1	0	0	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	2	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	3	2	1	2	0	0	0	0
	TOTAL			223	287	364	250	208	203	1535	0	0							2	6	2	3	2	3	0	0	0	0	1	4	2	1	0	2	6	25	1	2	1	1	0	0	2	1	2	0	0	4	8	14	3	2	0	0	0

#	Away Team: Team Rehab	Race	Lvl	Base attributes									Tactics						XP gained								For														Against
				Base attributes									Tactics						XP gained								KO							Attack				Rebound			KO							Attack				Rebound			🤕
				st	to	he	sp	ag	al	tot	we	ar	Tactic	Target	Weapon		Armour		st	to	he	sp	ag	al	we	ar	st	to	he	sp	ag	al	Inj	1	2	3	4	2	3	4	st	to	he	sp	ag	al	Inj	1	2	3	4	2	3	4	🤕
34	Tiessiit Asernpen	Dwarflings	1	25	25	22	17	20	17	126	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Sharpened Stirrer	p 10 16	Titanium Shaker	14 14 14 20	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1	2	4	0	0	0	0	0
36	Ancient Mariner	Orcs	1	24	24	20	21	20	17	126	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Sharpened Stirrer	p 10 16	Titanium Shaker	14 14 14 20	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	4	0	0	0	0	0
47	Death In The Afternoon	Orcs	1	31	18	19	21	20	18	127	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Sharpened Stirrer	p 10 16	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	2	2	1	1	0	0	0
48	Tequila Sunrise	Orcs	1	29	18	15	24	22	18	126	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Sharpened Stirrer	p 10 16	Titanium Shaker	14 14 14 20	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	4	0	0	1	0	6
49	Bong Marley	Orcs	1	23	24	23	24	20	20	134	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Sharpened Stirrer	p 10 16	Wet notebooks	6 6 10 6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0
81	Bacardi	Orcs	1	28	20	16	26	20	24	134	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Sharpened Stirrer	p 10 16	Inflatable rock	6 10 6 6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	4	0	0	0	0	0
51	Bede Presriver	Evil Mouflons	1	23	18	30	22	24	18	135	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Sharpened Stirrer	p 10 16	Live tortoises	10 6 6 6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
52	Screwdriver	Dwarflings	1	22	27	27	17	22	20	135	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Sharpened Stirrer	p 10 16	Wet notebooks	6 6 10 6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	1	2	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	1	2	0	1	0	0	0
53	Turefaestness Niis	Goblins	1	21	16	28	25	24	13	127	0	0	Cruelty	Agility	Sharpened Stirrer	p 10 16	Titanium Shaker	14 14 14 20	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	1	1	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	1	3
	TOTAL			226	190	200	197	192	165	1170	0	0							1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	1	2	0	0	4	8	14	3	2	0	0	0	0	1	4	2	1	0	2	6	25	1	2	1	1	9

Spectators & Earnings

Some really excited supporters at a match

Spectators
Race	Cthulhiner Swing Orchestra			Team Rehab
Race	Occasional	Supporters	Total	Occasional	Supporters	Total
Goblins	10	38	48	9	0	9
Orcs	21	123	144	20	3	23
Evil Mouflons	22	108	130	21	3	24
Dwarflings	16	101	117	14	1	15
Macaquiños	4	5	9	4	0	4
Cthulings	6	0	6	6	0	6
Wombats	4	5	9	4	0	4
Butterceros	6	0	6	6	0	6
Clockwork Otters	13	3	16	12	0	12
TOTAL	102	383	485	96	7	103

Earnings ⊜
	Cthulhiner Swing Orchestra	Team Rehab
Tickets	1940	412
Charity given	-291	-62
Charity got	62	291
Net gains	1711	8

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