Time Result Event
0'0 – 1"Every weapon is a throwing weapon if you throw it very hard". Another brilliant principle from Dynarth Aemic, that sent Demogorgon to the dreamland.
0'1 – 1Budincaurgh Estle is afraid of dragons, and Saladrex… is a dragon! Oh no, wait, Budincaurgh Estle's just hallucinating after being smacked with utter rage by Saladrex. He takes a couple of steps and then blacks out.
0'1 – 2"Why bother hitting someone in the chest if you can smash his skull?" That's Rognar Morgor's philosophy and he loved to show it to Calear Argent, which is now completely unconscious.
1'1 – 3Amelyssan Blackhearted will fondly remember how beautiful he was before Gortek Boreson scarred his face.
1'2 – 3"We're gonna win today, I feel it in my bones!" told us Dynarth Aemic before the Match. But then Icasaracht's Lucky stick shattered his chest, so... at least it counts as something in his bones, doesn't it?
1'3 – 3Saladrex really loves his Lucky stick. But what he loves even more is finishing his opponent with a big fat head butt. Next time Ugostro Scafone'll better use a thicker helmet.
3'3 – 4You know that feeling when you feel safe and protected by your trusty Live tortoises? Well, Jon Irenicus was delusional, and Spingitore's Lucky stick teaches him otherwise. He will remember that for a while.
3'4 – 4The power of Icasaracht's Lucky stick is devastating: it somehow shakes Zuccolo's internal organs without even scratching his armour!
3'4 – 5Gortek Boreson stroke so hard Saladrex's waist that he puked his dinner. And his liver. And a boot. And then he collapsed.
5'5 – 5Call a doctor! Kangaax's Lucky stick is stuck in Gianfrotto's chest. It'll take a while for him to be a Brawler again, but in the meanwhile he might have a career as a weapon's rack.
5'6 – 5Crunuto DAvello's Lucky stick bounces on Balthazar's Inflatable rock, and knocks himself out!
6'7 – 5Rognar Morgor's body was his own temple. Kangaax really loves to desecrate temples. Do the math.
7'7 – 6Some warriors are so bold that they can fight with one arm only. Balthazar is not one of them: Gortek Boreson's blow terminated his elbow and his match.

Lineups & Tactics

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# Home Team: Deportivo Orchesco Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
15Jon IrenicusEvil Mouflons131144122222015000CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0030000000000001100000010000101111005
20Calear ArgentWombats122222439152414600CrueltyToughnessLucky stickWet notebooks0001000000000000100000000001002200000
24Amelyssan BlackheartedGoblins226225431271617600CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000100000000000100001000001110110008
29DemogorgonOrcs236271942252117000CrueltyToughnessLucky stickInflatable rock0000000000000000000000000001002300003
30BalthazarCthulings113282120162612400CrueltyToughnessLucky stickInflatable rock00011100000001000220111000001200300012
31KangaaxEvil Mouflons228164720252716300CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000002000020221000000000001000000
39SaladrexDwarflings225402820281615700CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0010000000000200030000000010000500000
35IcasarachtOrcs242261629242516200CrueltyToughnessLucky stickInflatable rock0010000002000020113000000000000200000
36AdalonCthulings216312424203915400CrueltyToughnessLucky stickInflatable rock0010000000000002020000000000000001010
# Away Team: Cinghiali Paffuti Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
15SpingitoreDwarflings128262921181413600DaringSpeedLucky stickLive tortoises0010000001000011211000000000001000010
17Rognar MorgorDwarflings130252217201613000DaringSpeedLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000100121000010000100200001
18GianfrottoEvil Mouflons125193017222313600DaringSpeedLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000000030100010000111220009
20Crunuto DAvelloEvil Mouflons234244326242517600DaringSpeedLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000001120000000001000100100
21Gortek BoresonDwarflings229343620262817300DaringSpeedLucky stickLive tortoises0000000010001120023000000000000000000
23Ugostro ScafoneEvil Mouflons227244027252416700DaringSpeedLucky stickLive tortoises0010000000000001010100000001011200010
25ZuccoloEvil Mouflons121183020222013100DaringSpeedLucky stickLive tortoises0010000000000000120000010000100110000
67Budincaurgh EstleEvil Mouflons238163425263117000DaringSpeedLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000000100000000001002200000
68Dynarth AemicEvil Mouflons238163325242716300DaringSpeedLucky stickLive tortoises0120010000000100010001010000111030000

Spectators & Earnings

Some really excited supporters at a match
Race Deportivo Orchesco Cinghiali Paffuti
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 17 75 92 6 26 32
Orcs 30 63 93 11 35 46
Evil Mouflons 52 101 153 19 125 144
Dwarflings 27 28 55 10 96 106
Macaquiños 7 7 14 2 3 5
Cthulings 6 15 21 2 14 16
Wombats 10 30 40 4 22 26
Butterceros 6 25 31 2 0 2
Clockwork Otters 19 0 19 7 2 9
TOTAL 174 344 518 63 323 386
Deportivo Orchesco Cinghiali Paffuti
Tickets 2072 1544
Charity given -311 -232
Charity got 232 311
Net gains 1993 1623