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Time Result Event
0'1 – 0Some warriors are so bold that they can fight with one arm only. Jean Pierre Polaertti is not one of them: King Fractur's blow terminated his elbow and his match.
0'1 – 1Call a doctor! Mindfulness Training's Knucklecleaver is stuck in Red Riding Godzilla's chest. It'll take a while for him to be a Brawler again, but in the meanwhile he might have a career as a weapon's rack.
1'2 – 1Griefest Hits II manages to intentionally break nine of Tackle O'Shinthrust's fingers, and two ribs. Why would he do exactly that, we don't know.
1'2 – 2"We're gonna win today, I feel it in my bones!" told us Paco Jalapeno before the Match. But then Mindfulness Training's Knucklecleaver shattered his chest, so... at least it counts as something in his bones, doesn't it?
3'2 – 3Kaboom! Unbeaten Immortal's Lucky stick impacted Suica Oden at the speed of light, homerunning his head (which will be found and reattached to his body… eventually).
4'2 – 4Never stand on Sir Barftolomew Belching's path, they said. But that day Penuria Magalli didn't take notes. Too bad, when he'll regain consciousness he'll know.
5'3 – 4Bishop Stortford manages to intentionally break nine of Malleolo's fingers, and two ribs. Why would he do exactly that, we don't know.
5'3 – 5The power of Sir Barftolomew Belching's Lucky stick is devastating: it somehow shakes Griefest Hits II's internal organs without even scratching his armour!
7'4 – 5Bishop Stortford manages to intentionally break nine of Asia Stasi's fingers, and two ribs. Why would he do exactly that, we don't know.
7'4 – 6Lord Jebediah Jizzum strikes Pain Deliveroo's chest so roughly that his body-building career is ruined.
7'5 – 6Knucklecleaver hit so many times Live tortoises's Sir Barftolomew Belching using his King Fractur… or the other way around.

 
Lineups & Tactics
 

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# Home Team: Lard Bards Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
15Suica OdenEvil Mouflons01810211214199400DaringHealthKnucklecleaverLive tortoises0010100000000001100000000001102111006
15Bishop StortfordDwarflings122232620232313700DaringHealthKnucklecleaverLive tortoises0001000020000000230000000000000100000
16Paco JalapenoEvil Mouflons125133321271913800DaringHealthKnucklecleaverLive tortoises0001020000000000010020010000121110000
18Griefest Hits IIGoblins123163526242114500DaringHealthKnucklecleaverLive tortoises00100200100000002020100100001122100013
24Pain DeliverooWombats121242031182213600DaringHealthKnucklecleaverLive tortoises0000000000000000230000010000002200000
21Penuria MagalliOrcs126182624252013900DaringHealthKnucklecleaverLive tortoises0000000000000001020000010000001301007
16Red Riding GodzillaClockwork Otters123242217241912900DaringHealthKnucklecleaverLive tortoises1000000000000000100010010000114110004
26The Mace FairyEvil Mouflons230253527272717100DaringHealthKnucklecleaverLive tortoises1001000000000001230000000000000001000
27King FracturEvil Mouflons231245424273019000DaringHealthKnucklecleaverLive tortoises0000000010100021112000000000000001000
TOTAL219177272202209200127900202314004010002411134040050001441211440030
# Away Team: Los Panchinaros Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
2Tackle O'ShinthrustDwarflings019252718201212100CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises0010000000000000100000100000005310000
13Mindfulness TrainingGoblins01514221720109800CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000002000021012000000000000000100
20Unbeaten ImmortalEvil Mouflons021102516211510800CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000110221100000000010100000
15Asia StasiCthulings011192731142612800CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises0010000000000001210000100000002110100
19Sir Barftolomew BelchingGoblins01312251917129800CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises00000000020000111111000010001112101017
17Stanley DonutEvil Mouflons016102617171710300CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises0010000000000001220000000000000100100
28MalleoloClockwork Otters122232518211912800CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000100000000000210200100000023400000
31Jean Pierre PolaerttiEvil Mouflons121133316192312500CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises00102000000000000000001000001000100016
32Lord Jebediah JizzumGoblins118162519251912200CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000100001000000230000000000000100000
TOTAL156142235171174153103100004040000500014412114400401000241113404033

 
Spectators & Earnings
 

Some really excited supporters at a match
Spectators
Race Lard Bards Los Panchinaros
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 11 22 33 6 26 32
Orcs 21 44 65 12 42 54
Evil Mouflons 38 157 195 23 60 83
Dwarflings 19 54 73 12 44 56
Macaquiños 4 0 4 2 2 4
Cthulings 4 4 8 2 38 40
Wombats 6 31 37 4 0 4
Butterceros 5 6 11 3 0 3
Clockwork Otters 13 9 22 8 49 57
TOTAL 121 327 448 72 261 333
Earnings
Lard Bards Los Panchinaros
Tickets 1792 1332
Charity given -269 -200
Charity got 200 269
Net gains 1723 1401