Time Result Event
0'1 – 0"Waisted is when your waist is wasted. Funny right?" asked Angry Arran. "Haha! It's really funny" replied Caipirinha, laying on the ground with a Lucky stick in his belly.
0'1 – 1Timu is so skilful that manages to sever Angry Arran's head, than reattach it again to his body without killing him! Still, it will take a bit to heal…
1'2 – 1Tedgenpaer Der is the incarnation of pain, and he explains that to Sias Imturetem Titivenoe quite profusely. It will take a while to digest that lesson.
1'3 – 1Getmerob Tounorsome demonstrates the superiority of his Pointy spikey over Timu's Live tortoises. It demonstrates it 16 times. Over 4 seconds. It will take a while to stand up again.
2'3 – 2Kaboom! Enet Nalydif's Lucky stick impacted Powerful Pitlochry at the speed of light, homerunning his head (which will be found and reattached to his body… eventually).
3'4 – 2Getmerob Tounorsome stroke so hard Colpa Light's waist that he puked his dinner. And his liver. And a boot. And then he collapsed.
3'4 – 3"We're gonna win today, I feel it in my bones!" told us Savage Skye before the Match. But then Auyuti Covaneve's Pointy spikey shattered his chest, so... at least it counts as something in his bones, doesn't it?
4'5 – 3The Mighty Mull trips Enet Nalydif, who splats on the floor, and while he's at it, he also steals his wallet!
5'6 – 3Auyuti Covaneve used to run 10K a day. Why "used"? Ask Tedgenpaer Der, he knows why.
6'7 – 3Oozy Oban lifted Lactoshyppo by his feet and tied a knot with Lactoshyppo's legs.
7'8 – 3Beating Denmon Lowpen is Wired Hourglass's favourite hobby, and today he had his share of fun1.
1It's not really his hobby, but he really had fun.
7'9 – 3Hoofs of Mull used to run 10K a day. Why "used"? Ask Getmerob Tounorsome, he knows why.

Lineups & Tactics

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# Home Team: The pythosphorys Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
7Wired HourglassClockwork Otters01715161317159300CrueltySumPointy spikeyWet notebooks1000000000001001130000000000000001000
13Oozy ObanEvil Mouflons016102618171810500CrueltySumPointy spikeyLive tortoises0001000000010000320000000000000000000
14Angry ArranEvil Mouflons125203018231913500CrueltySumPointy spikeyWet notebooks00100000000010100010000000011000100011
15Savage SkyeEvil Mouflons122162816231812300CrueltySumPointy spikeyLive tortoises00101100000000000300000100001020100011
18Powerful PitlochryEvil Mouflons124193222222013900CrueltySumPointy spikeyLive tortoises0010000000000000110000000001101200008
22Getmerob TounorsomeMacaquiños124162219232512900CrueltySumPointy spikeyLive tortoises0000000000021010140120000000035100000
23The Mighty MullEvil Mouflons230213727252416400CrueltySumPointy spikeyLive tortoises1121010000010000042000000000001400000
24Tedgenpaer DerButterceros121182023242112700CrueltySumPointy spikeyLive tortoises0100000000011011130000000000000100100
25Light Soas TleinGoblins118212318211611700CrueltySumPointy spikeyLive tortoises0020000000000000302000000000000100000
# Away Team: Orcs on Barrels Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
5Enet NalydifGoblins01311221819109300DaringSumLucky stickLive tortoises0010000000000110030000000100002300000
7Denmon LowpenGoblins01512241816129700DaringSumLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000000320000000010001200000
8TimuGoblins01411201516169200DaringSumLucky stickLive tortoises0010000000000110001000000100100110001
9Auyuti CovaneveDwarflings01719201216109400DaringSumLucky stickLive tortoises0010000001000010021000000100000310000
12Sias Imturetem TitivenoeButterceros01313131917169100DaringSumLucky stickInflatable rock0002000000000001000000000010104211008
13Colpa LightClockwork Otters01416201413159200DaringSumLucky stickWet notebooks0100010000000000110110000010023300000
15CaipirinhaGoblins01511221518109100DaringSumLucky stickLive tortoises0010000000000000000000000010100210002
17Hoofs of MullEvil Mouflons017102419172010700DaringSumLucky stickLive tortoises0000100000000001210000000100000110100
18LactoshyppoButterceros01414141922139600DaringSumLucky stickLive tortoises0100000000000001300000000100000300100

Spectators & Earnings

Some really excited supporters at a match
Race The pythosphorys Orcs on Barrels
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 6 46 52 7 33 40
Orcs 12 24 36 14 43 57
Evil Mouflons 23 147 170 26 6 32
Dwarflings 12 15 27 13 31 44
Macaquiños 2 11 13 3 0 3
Cthulings 2 0 2 3 0 3
Wombats 4 0 4 4 0 4
Butterceros 3 28 31 3 10 13
Clockwork Otters 8 26 34 9 11 20
TOTAL 72 297 369 82 134 216
The pythosphorys Orcs on Barrels
Tickets 1476 864
Charity given -221 -130
Charity got 130 221
Net gains 1385 955