Match

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Time Result Event
0'1 – 0Pastaman's body was his own temple. Saladrex really loves to desecrate temples. Do the math.
0'1 – 1My Knee's Itchy performs on Amelyssan Blackhearted a secret head-exploding technique. The head didn't explode, but the victim was knocked down anyway.
1'2 – 1Terenzio Collina is afraid of dragons, and Calear Argent… is a dragon! Oh no, wait, Terenzio Collina's just hallucinating after being smacked with utter rage by Calear Argent. He takes a couple of steps and then blacks out.
1'2 – 2Kaboom! Lotsa Fur's Lucky stick impacted Sszas Tam at the speed of light, homerunning his head (which will be found and reattached to his body… eventually).
1'3 – 2Saladrex performs on My Knee's Itchy a secret head-exploding technique. The head didn't explode, but the victim was knocked down anyway.
2'3 – 3"We're gonna win today, I feel it in my bones!" told us Kangaax before the Match. But then Queen Dolores's Lucky stick shattered his chest, so... at least it counts as something in his bones, doesn't it?
3'4 – 3Jon Irenicus strikes so hard with his Lucky stick that Inna Uenda jumps out of his Inflatable rock.
4'5 – 3Tortellaino will fondly remember how beautiful he was before Demogorgon scarred his face.
5'5 – 4Tai Wanoe performs on Demogorgon a secret head-exploding technique. The head didn't explode, but the victim was knocked down anyway.
6'6 – 4Calear Argent's stroke was so powerful that Queen Dolores swore his head had been detached from his body.

 
Lineups & Tactics
 

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# Home Team: Deportivo Orchesco Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
15Jon IrenicusEvil Mouflons132145623252017000CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises0020000001000001220000000000001401000
20Calear ArgentWombats123232542162515400CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickWet notebooks0011000000000210241000000000000000000
24Amelyssan BlackheartedGoblins226226233301618900CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000000010000000001000300000
29DemogorgonOrcs245272046262218600CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickInflatable rock0002000000000111111100000001011301006
54BalthazarCthulings113282521182713200CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickInflatable rock0000000000000000320000000000000000000
31KangaaxEvil Mouflons233165920252818100CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises00100000000000001100000100001002100011
37Sszas TamOrcs241241633252015900CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickInflatable rock2000000000000000020000000001102110007
39SaladrexDwarflings228423521311617300CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises0100000001000110212000000000003200000
55LarlochEvil Mouflons237163220242715600CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises1000000000000000131000000000000000000
TOTAL27821233025922020115000031430000020004321217510001000321715220024
# Away Team: Peli Patetici Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
22Lotsa FurEvil Mouflons124165923192316400CrueltyHealthLucky stickLive tortoises1011100000000111121100000000012111000
24Tai WanoeEvil Mouflons127165318262516500CrueltyHealthLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000100140000000000000000000
25Terenzio CollinaDwarflings121283126221614400CrueltyHealthLucky stickLive tortoises0000100000000000100100000001011310000
34PastamanDwarflings118262320281312800CrueltyHealthLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000000000000010000101210009
35TortellainoOrcs124231323201912200DaringHealthLucky stickInflatable rock1010000000000000120000000001101210008
36Keg Ov'lcolEvil Mouflons126173818203215100DaringHealthLucky stickLive tortoises0010000000000000130000000000000000000
37Queen DoloresWombats122221929182313300DaringHealthLucky stickWet notebooks00100000010000101210000000011024000014
38Inna UendaButterceros116212927271913900DaringHealthLucky stickInflatable rock0010000000000000110000010000003400000
29My Knee's ItchyDwarflings121232516181812100DaringHealthLucky stickWet notebooks0020000000000100010000000001002110000
TOTAL19919229020019818812670020712000010003217152200020004321217510031

 
Spectators & Earnings
 

Some really excited supporters at a match
Spectators
Race Deportivo Orchesco Peli Patetici
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 6 91 97 5 27 32
Orcs 12 132 144 11 31 42
Evil Mouflons 24 129 153 21 117 138
Dwarflings 11 18 29 10 83 93
Macaquiños 2 7 9 2 9 11
Cthulings 2 29 31 2 11 13
Wombats 4 41 45 3 50 53
Butterceros 3 25 28 2 27 29
Clockwork Otters 7 2 9 7 32 39
TOTAL 71 474 545 63 387 450
Earnings
Deportivo Orchesco Peli Patetici
Tickets 2180 1800
Charity given -327 -270
Charity got 270 327
Net gains 2123 1857