Time Result Event
0'1 – 0"You hit me in the chest?!?!" screamed Tai Wanoe. "Yes" replied Tempesta Perfetta quietly. "Uh, ok!" said Tai Wanoe, while faiting.
0'2 – 0Smoking Bianco is so skilful that manages to sever Lasagna Amatricianer's head, than reattach it again to his body without killing him! Still, it will take a bit to heal…
1'3 – 0Call a doctor! Smoking Bianco's Pointy spikey is stuck in Lotsa Fur's chest. It'll take a while for him to be a Brawler again, but in the meanwhile he might have a career as a weapon's rack.
1'3 – 1Musachete is afraid of dragons, and Inna Uenda… is a dragon! Oh no, wait, Musachete's just hallucinating after being smacked with utter rage by Inna Uenda. He takes a couple of steps and then blacks out.
1'3 – 2Beating Tempesta Perfetta is Fountain o'Sour's favourite hobby, and today he had his share of fun1.
1It's not really his hobby, but he really had fun.
2'4 – 2"You hit me in the chest?!?!" screamed Keg Ov'lcol. "Yes" replied Cigno Nero quietly. "Uh, ok!" said Keg Ov'lcol, while faiting.
3'5 – 2Zucchero Filato just swallowed a pint of Bocciolo Smonetante's finest blood. It's an excellent vintage!
5'5 – 3Terenzio Collina lifted Cuore Di Drago by his feet and tied a knot with Cuore Di Drago's legs.
5'6 – 3"We're gonna win today, I feel it in my bones!" told us Fountain o'Sour before the Match. But then Cigno Nero's Pointy spikey shattered his chest, so... at least it counts as something in his bones, doesn't it?
6'6 – 4My Knee's Itchy punched Cascata di Diamanti's guts so hard that he barfed a whole fried chicken. Intact. Whaaat?!
6'7 – 4Lucky stick hit so many times Inflatable rock's Inna Uenda using his Il monarca della luce… or the other way around.
7'8 – 4"Every weapon is a throwing weapon if you throw it very hard". Another brilliant principle from Smoking Bianco, that sent My Knee's Itchy to the dreamland.

Lineups & Tactics

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# Home Team: Goblin State Warriors Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
20MusacheteEvil Mouflons127143526272014900CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0020000000000000100000000001002300000
57Cuore Di DragoGoblins119164319251814000CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000000202100000100011200000
35Tempesta PerfettaDwarflings119333216211914000CrueltyToughnessLucky stickWet notebooks0100000001000000010000000010002510000
47Il monarca della luceOrcs246241629242616500CrueltyToughnessLucky stickInflatable rock0000000000100010311000000000000000000
48Cigno NeroOrcs240241729242415800CrueltyToughnessLucky stickInflatable rock1000000002000010221000000000000000000
49Smoking BiancoDwarflings224313020312015600CrueltyToughnessLucky stickWet notebooks1010000001000220032000000000000010000
50MahatmaDwarflings224392821281615600CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000001031000000000000001000
52Cascata di DiamantiEvil Mouflons237163222252715900CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises2000000000000000030010010000011220005
53Zucchero FilatoEvil Mouflons235163120242715300CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises1001000000100000140000000000000000000
# Away Team: Peli Patetici Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
22Lotsa FurEvil Mouflons125166024202316800CrueltySpeedPointy spikeyLive tortoises0030000000000000010000010000103200000
24Tai WanoeEvil Mouflons127165318262516500CrueltySpeedPointy spikeyLive tortoises0010000000000000010000010000001110000
25Terenzio CollinaDwarflings121283126231614500CrueltySpeedPointy spikeyLive tortoises1010100000010000131000000000000010000
26Bocciolo SmonetanteWombats120182533193414900CrueltySpeedPointy spikeyLive tortoises0000100000000000210100001000012220000
27Lasagna AmatricianerGoblins121164024261714400CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000100000000000010000000001100210000
36Keg Ov'lcolEvil Mouflons126173918203215200CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000000200000010000000200000
38Inna UendaButterceros116213027271914000CrueltyToughnessLucky stickInflatable rock00000000000001000220000010001003000017
29My Knee's ItchyDwarflings121232716181812300CrueltyToughnessLucky stickWet notebooks0000100001000001120000000001000210107
30Fountain o'SourWombats118181823182111600CrueltySpeedPointy spikeyInflatable rock0010000000001001011000010000103311003

Spectators & Earnings

Some really excited supporters at a match
Race Goblin State Warriors Peli Patetici
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 7 27 34 6 27 33
Orcs 15 60 75 12 31 43
Evil Mouflons 28 85 113 24 121 145
Dwarflings 13 50 63 11 85 96
Macaquiños 3 0 3 2 9 11
Cthulings 3 0 3 2 11 13
Wombats 4 12 16 4 46 50
Butterceros 3 28 31 3 27 30
Clockwork Otters 9 10 19 8 32 40
TOTAL 85 272 357 72 389 461
Goblin State Warriors Peli Patetici
Tickets 1428 1844
Charity given -214 -277
Charity got 277 214
Net gains 1491 1781