Time Result Event
0'0 – 1The power of The Mace Fairy's Lucky stick is devastating: it somehow shakes Omnipresent Asshole's internal organs without even scratching his armour!
0'1 – 1Never stand on Clavicolo's path, they said. But that day Julenza Tramaglina didn't take notes. Too bad, when he'll regain consciousness he'll know.
1'2 – 1"We're gonna win today, I feel it in my bones!" told us Penuria Magalli before the Match. But then Darth Wafer's Pointy spikey shattered his chest, so... at least it counts as something in his bones, doesn't it?
1'2 – 2Beating D F Walnut is Paco Jalapeno's favourite hobby, and today he had his share of fun1.
1It's not really his hobby, but he really had fun.
2'2 – 3Naoto Date jumped with all his weight on Grant Mordicchio's head and guess what? He smashed it! Grant Mordicchio won't get well soon.
2'3 – 3Paco Jalapeno's body was his own temple. Andrea del Castagnaccio really loves to desecrate temples. Do the math.
3'3 – 4The Mace Fairy manages to intentionally break every single one of Darth Wafer's fingers, and a single rib. Why would he do exactly that, we don't know.
3'3 – 5You know that feeling when you feel safe and protected by your trusty Live tortoises? Well, Elektra Nachos was delusional, and Naoto Time's Lucky stick teaches him otherwise. He will remember that for a while.
4'3 – 6Andrea del Castagnaccio bought his Live tortoises at a flea market. Bad idea: King Fractur's perfect-grade Lucky stick strikes him down mercilessly.
4'4 – 6Clavicolo hit sooo hard Tim Hammer's head that they'll gonna need a jigsaw expert to fix it.
7'5 – 6Maury Monocle strikes so hard with his Lucky stick that Naoto Date jumps out of his Live tortoises.

Lineups & Tactics

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# Home Team: Atletico Tomèdra Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
20Omnipresent AssholeEvil Mouflons125133118222813700CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises1000000000000000000110010000120210008
21ClavicoloClockwork Otters127252519261814000CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises1002000001000111120000000000000001000
22Andrea del CastagnaccioEvil Mouflons130183421192014200CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000001000011001000000001001301000
28Grant MordicchioEvil Mouflons122133517242713800CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises00001000000000002000000000011032100018
32Darth WaferEvil Mouflons126133022202713800CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises1000000001000010020000100000000200000
33D F WalnutEvil Mouflons122193117242313600CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickWet notebooks0000000000000001010100000010011111007
40Maury MonocleClockwork Otters123243617211813900CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickWet notebooks1010010001000000320100000000016200000
42Elektra NachosEvil Mouflons125133324262014100CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises00000000000000001010000100001000100010
43Lefty R StrongpunchDwarflings118254618231714700CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000001031000000000000001000
# Away Team: Lard Bards Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
43Paco JalapenoEvil Mouflons125133322272114100CrueltySpeedPointy spikeyLive tortoises0010000000001000101100010000112020000
17Julenza TramaglinaDwarflings123283224201614300CrueltySpeedPointy spikeyLive tortoises0000000000000000010100010000012310000
21Penuria MagalliOrcs126182624252013900CrueltySpeedPointy spikeyLive tortoises0010000000000001000100010000111201000
26The Mace FairyEvil Mouflons231253528272717300CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises1000000011000010311000000000000000000
27King FracturEvil Mouflons231245424273019000CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0010000000000102020000000000000001100
28Princess AbscessEvil Mouflons230244133242617800CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000000320000000000000000000
29Tim HammerEvil Mouflons234243628242417000CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises2100100000000000120000000001100300009
30Naoto DateEvil Mouflons230243825252516700CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises1020010000000111121100010000012201004
31Naoto TimeCthulings224272725243115800CrueltyToughnessLucky stickInflatable rock1000000001000010221000000000000000000

Spectators & Earnings

Some really excited supporters at a match
Race Atletico Tomèdra Lard Bards
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 7 19 26 7 24 31
Orcs 14 34 48 14 44 58
Evil Mouflons 26 124 150 26 162 188
Dwarflings 13 55 68 13 57 70
Macaquiños 3 11 14 3 0 3
Cthulings 3 0 3 3 4 7
Wombats 4 6 10 4 31 35
Butterceros 3 0 3 3 6 9
Clockwork Otters 8 58 66 8 9 17
TOTAL 81 307 388 81 337 418
Atletico Tomèdra Lard Bards
Tickets 1552 1672
Charity given -233 -251
Charity got 251 233
Net gains 1570 1654