Match

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Report
 

Time Result Event
0'0 – 1King of Scallops's guts have just become the new scabbard for Griefest Hits II's Lucky stick.
0'0 – 2Pikeperch The Large strikes Potere delle Noci's chest so roughly that his body-building career is ruined.
0'1 – 2Riot Creator is so skilful that manages to sever Griefest Hits II's head, than reattach it again to his body without killing him! Still, it will take a bit to heal…
1'2 – 2"We're gonna win today, I feel it in my bones!" told us Pikeperch The Large before the Match. But then Facsupac's Lucky stick shattered his chest, so... at least it counts as something in his bones, doesn't it?
1'2 – 3Beating Dessert Caduto is King Fractur's favourite hobby, and today he had his share of fun1.
1It's not really his hobby, but he really had fun.
2'3 – 3"You hit me in the chest?!?!" screamed Princess Abscess. "Yes" replied Piteco Albino quietly. "Uh, ok!" said Princess Abscess, while faiting.
3'3 – 4Kaboom! Naoto Date's Lucky stick impacted Catarro Goloso at the speed of light, homerunning his head (which will be found and reattached to his body… eventually).
5'3 – 5Tim Hammer demonstrates the superiority of his Pointy spikey over Piteco Albino's Live tortoises. It demonstrates it 16 times. Over 4 seconds. It will take a while to stand up again.
5'4 – 5Riot Creator's stroke was so powerful that Thorello the Thick swore his head had been detached from his body.
5'4 – 6Do you recall when Orkmanager was able to run, jump, walk… well, The Mace Fairy has put an end to that for a while.

 
Lineups & Tactics
 

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# Home Team: Dilettanti Allo SParagli Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
22FacsupacEvil Mouflons129203028212215000CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000001000010221000000000000000000
24OrkmanagerEvil Mouflons125203624211914500CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0010010000000001020100000100114410102
40Law IgnorerClockwork Otters136282628222116100CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises1000000000000000320000000000000000000
28Catarro GolosoEvil Mouflons124193823192414700CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000002000000000001100101105
30Piteco AlbinoEvil Mouflons127204121212215200CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0020000001000000030000000100101310000
31Dessert CadutoEvil Mouflons128193919212214800CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0001000000000000010110000010020200000
32King of ScallopsEvil Mouflons121193618192113400CrueltyToughnessLucky stickWet notebooks0020000000000000000000000010101210000
40Riot CreatorClockwork Otters126263022202014400CrueltyToughnessLucky stickWet notebooks0010000000000220122000000000003300000
41Potere delle NociEvil Mouflons128163220231813700CrueltyToughnessLucky stickLive tortoises0000000000000000000000010000001020000
TOTAL2441873082031871891318001061010002000233612321001022143101551207
# Away Team: Lard Bards Race Lvl Base attributes Tactic XP gained For Against
KO Attack Rebound KO Attack Rebound 🤕
sttohespagal tot wear Tactic Target Weapon Armour sttohespagal wear sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4 sttohespagal Inj 1 2 3 4 2 3 4
18Griefest Hits IIGoblins123163927242315200CrueltySpeedPointy spikeyWet notebooks0020100000001010001100000001110210001
26The Mace FairyEvil Mouflons234253631272818100CrueltySpeedPointy spikeyWet notebooks2000000000010011022000000000000000100
27King FracturEvil Mouflons233246224293120300CrueltySpeedPointy spikeyWet notebooks0000000000001000410000000000000000000
28Princess AbscessEvil Mouflons230244233262618100CrueltySpeedPointy spikeyWet notebooks0000100000000001010000010000001301000
29Tim HammerEvil Mouflons238254230252418400CrueltySpeedPointy spikeyWet notebooks1000000000010010140000000000000000000
30Naoto DateEvil Mouflons234244526252618000CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickWet notebooks1010010000000110230000000000003100000
31Naoto TimeCthulings229273127263117100CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickWet notebooks1010000000000001220000000000000001000
32Thorello the ThickEvil Mouflons228244021242516200CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickWet notebooks0020000000000000021020000001122310005
33Pikeperch The LargeEvil Mouflons228243524242516000CrueltyAlertnessLucky stickWet notebooks00000000010000001010000100001003100013
TOTAL27721337224323023915740050602100010221431015512002000233612321019

 
Spectators & Earnings
 

Some really excited supporters at a match
Spectators
Race Dilettanti Allo SParagli Lard Bards
Occasional Supporters Total Occasional Supporters Total
Goblins 6 4 10 11 28 39
Orcs 12 28 40 22 54 76
Evil Mouflons 23 187 210 42 214 256
Dwarflings 11 24 35 19 74 93
Macaquiños 2 37 39 4 0 4
Cthulings 2 0 2 4 12 16
Wombats 4 0 4 7 31 38
Butterceros 3 0 3 5 6 11
Clockwork Otters 7 102 109 13 9 22
TOTAL 70 382 452 127 428 555
Earnings
Dilettanti Allo SParagli Lard Bards
Tickets 1808 2220
Charity given -271 -333
Charity got 333 271
Net gains 1870 2158