Lard Bards

Originally a folk band, they held concerts at the local butcher's. Spending so much time around knives and blood, however, suggested a career change.
Turns out they are just as violent as they are tone-deaf.
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Details & Matches

District Goblin Slums
City Coalington
Conference, rank Screaming Saltire, #10
League Iα
Brawler slots 2 / 16
Conference League
Season Ended C.R. D. L. L.R. Result
season 52019‑10‑0410⇡3IIα2⏫ Promoted
season 42019‑07‑2613⇣1IIα3 Safe
season 32019‑05‑1712⇡4IIα4 Safe
season 22019‑03‑0816•F.1⏫ Promoted
Previous matches ⊜
season 5, IIα 2019-10-04 + Lard Bards 8 – 3 Juventude Ferroviaria 2'413
season 5, IIα 2019-09-27 + Dilettanti Allo SParagli 4 – 6 Lard Bards 2'158
season 5, IIα 2019-09-20 + Lard Bards 8 – 2 The Warriors 1'928
season 5, IIα 2019-09-13 + Gli Amici del Fantabosco 3 – 6 Lard Bards 1'932
season 5, IIα 2019-09-06 + Lard Bards 8 – 4 Hungry Sporrans 1'789
Violent Wins Unbeaten Immortal
Next match
Lineup, 2019-10-15 14:00
season 6, Iα O'Brawlers – Lard Bards
Previous matches with next opponent ⊜


# Name Race Lvl Attributes Inj Stats
st to he sp ag al Sum pl kf kfp ka kap f/a
15Bishop StortfordDwarflings12223282124231413022170.7790.411.89
16Paco JalapenoEvil Mouflons12513352227211434223210.91130.571.62
17Julenza TramaglinaDwarflings12428332720161484324190.79100.421.90
18Griefest Hits IIGoblins12316432725241583928180.64110.391.64
21Penuria MagalliOrcs12719302828211535926180.69170.651.06🤕 2019-10-16
26The Mace FairyEvil Mouflons23725373227281862229200.6950.174.00
27King FracturEvil Mouflons23324622429312032231290.9480.263.63
28Princess AbscessEvil Mouflons23124433327261844026240.9290.352.67
29Tim HammerEvil Mouflons23925423025241852626250.9680.313.13
30Naoto DateEvil Mouflons2372446262527185715110.7340.272.75
31Naoto TimeCthulings2312732272631174181680.5030.192.67
32Thorello the ThickEvil Mouflons228244221242516421520.4030.600.67
33Pikeperch The LargeEvil Mouflons228243524242516024420.5030.750.67
35Naoto IntervalEvil Mouflons227243124242415400
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