Weapons & Armours
Weapons
Name | Designer | Type | Level | Power | Handling | Description | Target attributes | ||||||
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Lucky stick | Base | Blunt | – | 10 | 6 | It's a staff with a coconut or a pineapple tied on one end. It's also useful during the third half. | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
Knucklecleaver | Base | Slash | – | 8 | 8 | A cleaver with a… quite unusual handle. Designed by mistake, mass-manufactured as a prank. | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
Pointy spikey | Base | Pierce | – | 6 | 10 | Stolen from a trap in an ancient Persian dungeon. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | |
Drumstick | dreadnaut | Blunt | 0 | 22 | 8 | We scour the city and find™ the best sticks, poles and clubs for you! Then attach all sort of drums and cymbals to one end, and a soft velvety handle on the other. Noisy and heavy, for the discerning Ork! | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
Bat bone bat | della | Blunt | 0 | 20 | 13 | Somebody who couldn't get that a word could have two meanings came up with this design. | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
Luckier Stick | mb | Blunt | 0 | 22 | 11 | Only the ripest coconuts and pineapples make it to the finest goblin forgeries where they are crafted in such delicious weapons. | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
In ENGLISH please | BitJockey | Blunt | 0 | 20 | 13 | A reinforced English dictionary to punish anyone that misspell words. Grammar-Nazi favorite since 1876. High-power/mid handling Blunt weapon. | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
Rusty axe | CAbRaLzinhO_Auge | Blunt | 0 | 21 | 12 | It pretends to be a golden axe; unfortunately, it is only a rusty iron axe. | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
Stolen Lamp Post | EmanTheMirror | Blunt | 0 | 24 | 9 | "Hit the lights!" sang MetallorcA, the infamous and loud supporting gang in town, while beating their drums out of time! Time to enlighten the opponent for good... but beware: those things are heavy to handle! |
1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
Broken twistlock | Norillo | Blunt | 0 | 25 | 8 | Please handle with SDC | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
James Blunt | Miroslav | Blunt | 0 | 19 | 14 | Not Dreams but solid reality | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
Ice Muddler | Hyoga | Blunt | 0 | 18 | 15 | When you want to break the ice... and something else. | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
The bones of the dead | Dami | Blunt | 0 | 24 | 9 | Throw at the enemy | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
Posh Bidet | Lohoris | Blunt | 0 | 25 | 8 | Brawlers’ privates have never been so clean! | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
Pillars of Eternit | dreadnaut | Blunt | 0 | 25 | 8 | A pair of asbestos column, possibly from the ancient land of the Coughing Engineers. Sturdy and fireproof, for the discerning brawler. Hazard suit not included. | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
Fuck a fan | Norillo | Slash | 0 | 17 | 16 | Spin it for your lonely fans | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
Sharpened Mustelid | Lohoris | Slash | 0 | 18 | 15 | Well you take a mustelid, and you sharpen its belly. To be precise, the hair on its belly. The mustelid is happy as long as you provide food, a game pass, and unlimited access to your rare teas collection. |
4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
Oversized Safety Razor | Lohoris | Slash | 0 | 10 | 23 | With this you can easily shave your whole opponent! Works best in combination with Painful Ointment, soon to be available from your local arms dealer. |
4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
MALM plank | dreadnaut | Slash | 0 | 12 | 14 | Turns out anything with straight angles can be used to cut, as long as it is swung with sufficient violence. Designed by OrKEA, Coalington. | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
Grandma's razor | lozar | Slash | 0 | 13 | 20 | Grandma's razor has shaved generations of brawlers... now it's your turn! | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
Ulfberht | Miroslav | Slash | 0 | 20 | 13 | The famous sword | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
Lime-toku | Hyoga | Slash | 0 | 16 | 17 | It cuts, it disinfects. Easy-peasy, japanesey. |
4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
Floppy disk container | CAbRaLzinhO_Auge | Slash | 0 | 17 | 16 | Once useful for storage of floppy disks, now useful to hurt brawlers | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
Portable guillottine | della | Slash | 0 | 16 | 17 | Yeah, doesn't make sense. Brawlers just rip the blade out and wield it. | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
Sharpened Stirrer | Hyoga | Pierce | 0 | 10 | 16 | A clever (and bloodier) use for every barman sidekick. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | |
The Lancet | Miroslav | Pierce | 0 | 18 | 15 | The famous medical journal, but rolled up and covered with solid wind | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | |
Not Optimised For Smurfones | EmanTheMirror | Pierce | 0 | 13 | 20 | Warning! This weapon is only optimised for desktop and can pierce the right side of your smartphone when loading OrkManager on iOS or Android. Handy Smurf is currently working on a fix. |
1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | |
Pointy Weasel | Lohoris | Pierce | 0 | 15 | 18 | Well, it's a very pointy weasel, wearing a very pointy hat. Good looking and well mannered, after the match it will offer a tiny beer to any opponent it defeated. |
1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | |
Ham & Cheese Croissant | Lohoris | Pierce | 0 | 8 | 25 | It may seem odd, and indeed it is. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | |
Chronic Shagdriver | tankboy | Pierce | 0 | 18 | 15 | Without the blips and the lights, but it can open everything and wveryone | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | |
Chamomile syringe | della | Pierce | 0 | 10 | 23 | You stab brawlers with this, they get sleepier. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | |
Cracked Drainpipe | dreadnaut | Pierce | 0 | 12 | 21 | A few months ago, most drainpipes disappeared from buildings in the city. Gentlecreatures were surprised, but the extra water on the streets helped cleaning after brawls, and nobody complained. Now we know where those pipes went. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | |
Corkscrew | CAbRaLzinhO_Auge | Pierce | 0 | 16 | 17 | Designed for opening bottles, good also for piercing brawlers | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
Armours
Name | Designer | Type | Level | Protection | Fit | Description | |||
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Blunt | Slash | Pierce | |||||||
Hardened wind | Base | Light | – | 6 | 6 | 6 | 10 | It's wind, pressed so hard it becomes wearable as a light armour. Just be careful to remove it after the match, or you might catch a cold. | |
Wet notebooks | Base | Scale | – | 6 | 6 | 10 | 6 | Used notebooks, held together with glue and hope. The recycling industry has never been so happy! | |
Inflatable rock | Base | – | 6 | 10 | 6 | 6 | There's a warehouse full of these things. | ||
Live tortoises | Base | Plate | – | 10 | 6 | 6 | 6 | Yes, live tortoises, walking all over your body, protecting you with their shells. Not terribly effective, nor comfy to wear… but in such an outfit, you'll be the star of the party. | |
Shiny Armor | della | Light | 0 | 11 | 15 | 18 | 17 | Made of all kinds of shiny and reflective stuff found around. Mostly works by blinding opponents with lucky reflexes. | |
Chains of Coal | mb | Light | 0 | 21 | 12 | 12 | 17 | Coal, chained together for better protection. Because only a foolish goblin would use unchained coal. | |
Titanium Shaker | Hyoga | Light | 0 | 14 | 14 | 14 | 20 | When you really don't want to be shacked... nor stirred! | |
Cushions | della | Light | 0 | 21 | 8 | 8 | 25 | Besides protecting you from blunt weapons, they make you look like the lovely mascot of the local carriage wheel company. | |
Firebird feathers | dreadnaut | Light | 0 | 16 | 12 | 12 | 22 | Long, light, and sparkling in a thousand colours! Our cobolds got the Firebird before Yattodetaman, and stripped it of all its feathers. Cover yourself with these, and they will protect you from boring moves, and seen-before attacks, and the rage of King Star. | |
Fursuit | Dami | Light | 0 | 21 | 8 | 21 | 12 | Mirror mirror on the wall… Who is the gayest fur of all? |
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Cobalt coat | della | Light | 0 | 8 | 8 | 21 | 25 | Somebody says it's not actually cobalt, but rather bread coated by a thin layer of cobalt. | |
Sassanid Savaran Armor | Miroslav | Light | 0 | 20 | 8 | 18 | 16 | Very sassinid and ancient | |
Balsa coat | della | Light | 0 | 16 | 8 | 16 | 22 | Very light. The maker's marketing department appears to adopt shady practices. | |
Powered by MySpace | EmanTheMirror | Scale | 0 | 16 | 16 | 16 | 13 | <style type=text/css> table, tr, td { color:brownish shade that was trendy around 2006; } body, .bodyContent { Protect against all opponents; bonus-tactic: if opponent is named Tom, be friendly first; attachment:fixed - Thanks For The Add; width:suitable for beer bellies; style:Solid but fugly - glichy textures; } |
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Very specific cheat code | Lohoris | Scale | 0 | 8 | 8 | 25 | 8 | ``` cap_pierce: ; call with JSR cap_pierce LDA #21 ; This is the cap. It will be automatically increased by 4 if it’s a scale armour STA armr_p_addr RTS ``` |
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Bright Yellow Vest | Norillo | Scale | 0 | 13 | 15 | 19 | 15 | You even get free acces to events! | |
The Gifted Horned Helmet | Miroslav | Scale | 0 | 21 | 8 | 12 | 15 | Don't forget the hemet! | |
Casu Marzu | Lohoris | Scale | 0 | 21 | 8 | 25 | 8 | Illegal in most Provinces, this hasn't stopped the wormongers from breeding and bootlegging this enhanced cheese. It's usually hidden inside armours, which then you can wear during the Brawl! How convenient! |
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Pineapple-brella | Hyoga | Scale | 0 | 16 | 16 | 14 | 16 | The perfect decoration for your super fruity cocktail. Also a good defensive tool, if needed. |
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Orcish Silver Plate Mail | Miroslav | 0 | 16 | 15 | 17 | 14 | An example of Orcish fine craftmenship | ||
Foxtrot Uniform | Lohoris | 0 | 14 | 12 | 10 | 8 | A gang of hemogoblin doggos sold these at a huge discount. Originally designed for Charles, they weight about 1kg each. |
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Wooden pallet | CAbRaLzinhO_Auge | 0 | 12 | 17 | 14 | 15 | Useful for stacking corpses after the end of the brawl. | ||
Chain Mail Strainer | Hyoga | 0 | 16 | 14 | 16 | 16 | The right tool for the right job: take out all those little remains from youself after a chilling fight! | ||
Euro cents coin armour | BitJockey | Plate | 0 | 21 | 14 | 17 | 10 | A balanced plate armour, optimised for fit and blunt. Made of 1000 previously-worthless euro cent coins. | |
Wall of Ferrets | Lohoris | Plate | 0 | 24 | 11 | 11 | 16 | A pack of ferrets follow this Brawler and nimbly deflect some opponents' blows. They are a little afraid of blades and spikes, though. | |
Cast iron stove | Norillo | Plate | 0 | 20 | 17 | 17 | 8 | Stay Warm but not too close | |
Not Optimised For Mobile | EmanTheMirror | Plate | 0 | 17 | 15 | 15 | 15 | Warning! This armour is only optimised for desktop and can have a hole on its right side when loading OrkManager on iOS or Android. | |
Coconut shield | CAbRaLzinhO_Auge | Plate | 0 | 18 | 14 | 14 | 16 | An exotic armour for brave brawlers | |
Steamed mattress | dreadnaut | Plate | 0 | 20 | 14 | 14 | 14 | A delicacy from distant lands. The steamed mattress is cooked for days in soy sauce, then carved with just enough holes to let a gentlement see, walk, and brawl. Tailored for your players, available with a variety of herbs and spices. |
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