Weapons & Armours

Weapons

Name	Designer	Type	Level	Power	Handling	Description	Target attributes
Name	Designer	Type	Level	Power	Handling	Description	st	to	he	sp	ag	al
Lucky stick	Base	Blunt	–	10	6	It's a staff with a coconut or a pineapple tied on one end. It's also useful during the third half.	1	4	1	1	1	4
Knucklecleaver	Base	Slash	–	8	8	A cleaver with a… quite unusual handle. Designed by mistake, mass-manufactured as a prank.	4	1	4	1	1	1
Pointy spikey	Base	Pierce	–	6	10	Stolen from a trap in an ancient Persian dungeon.	1	1	1	4	4	1
Drumstick	dreadnaut	Blunt	0	22	8	We scour the city and find™ the best sticks, poles and clubs for you! Then attach all sort of drums and cymbals to one end, and a soft velvety handle on the other. Noisy and heavy, for the discerning Ork!	1	4	1	1	1	4
Bat bone bat	della	Blunt	0	20	13	Somebody who couldn't get that a word could have two meanings came up with this design.	1	4	1	1	1	4
Luckier Stick	mb	Blunt	0	22	11	Only the ripest coconuts and pineapples make it to the finest goblin forgeries where they are crafted in such delicious weapons.	1	4	1	1	1	4
In ENGLISH please	BitJockey	Blunt	0	20	13	A reinforced English dictionary to punish anyone that misspell words. Grammar-Nazi favorite since 1876. High-power/mid handling Blunt weapon.	1	4	1	1	1	4
Rusty axe	CAbRaLzinhO_Auge	Blunt	0	21	12	It pretends to be a golden axe; unfortunately, it is only a rusty iron axe.	1	4	1	1	1	4
Stolen Lamp Post	EmanTheMirror	Blunt	0	24	9	"Hit the lights!" sang MetallorcA, the infamous and loud supporting gang in town, while beating their drums out of time! Time to enlighten the opponent for good... but beware: those things are heavy to handle!	1	4	1	1	1	4
Broken twistlock	Norillo	Blunt	0	25	8	Please handle with SDC	1	4	1	1	1	4
James Blunt	Miroslav	Blunt	0	19	14	Not Dreams but solid reality	1	4	1	1	1	4
Ice Muddler	Hyoga	Blunt	0	18	15	When you want to break the ice... and something else.	1	4	1	1	1	4
The bones of the dead	Dami	Blunt	0	24	9	Throw at the enemy	1	4	1	1	1	4
Posh Bidet	Lohoris	Blunt	0	25	8	Brawlers’ privates have never been so clean!	1	4	1	1	1	4
Pillars of Eternit	dreadnaut	Blunt	0	25	8	A pair of asbestos column, possibly from the ancient land of the Coughing Engineers. Sturdy and fireproof, for the discerning brawler. Hazard suit not included.	1	4	1	1	1	4
Fuck a fan	Norillo	Slash	0	17	16	Spin it for your lonely fans	4	1	4	1	1	1
Sharpened Mustelid	Lohoris	Slash	0	18	15	Well you take a mustelid, and you sharpen its belly. To be precise, the hair on its belly. The mustelid is happy as long as you provide food, a game pass, and unlimited access to your rare teas collection.	4	1	4	1	1	1
Oversized Safety Razor	Lohoris	Slash	0	10	23	With this you can easily shave your whole opponent! Works best in combination with Painful Ointment, soon to be available from your local arms dealer.	4	1	4	1	1	1
MALM plank	dreadnaut	Slash	0	12	14	Turns out anything with straight angles can be used to cut, as long as it is swung with sufficient violence. Designed by OrKEA, Coalington.	4	1	4	1	1	1
Grandma's razor	lozar	Slash	0	13	20	Grandma's razor has shaved generations of brawlers... now it's your turn!	4	1	4	1	1	1
Ulfberht	Miroslav	Slash	0	20	13	The famous sword	4	1	4	1	1	1
Lime-toku	Hyoga	Slash	0	16	17	It cuts, it disinfects. Easy-peasy, japanesey.	4	1	4	1	1	1
Floppy disk container	CAbRaLzinhO_Auge	Slash	0	17	16	Once useful for storage of floppy disks, now useful to hurt brawlers	4	1	4	1	1	1
Portable guillottine	della	Slash	0	16	17	Yeah, doesn't make sense. Brawlers just rip the blade out and wield it.	4	1	4	1	1	1
Sharpened Stirrer	Hyoga	Pierce	0	10	16	A clever (and bloodier) use for every barman sidekick.	1	1	1	4	4	1
The Lancet	Miroslav	Pierce	0	18	15	The famous medical journal, but rolled up and covered with solid wind	1	1	1	4	4	1
Not Optimised For Smurfones	EmanTheMirror	Pierce	0	13	20	Warning! This weapon is only optimised for desktop and can pierce the right side of your smartphone when loading OrkManager on iOS or Android. Handy Smurf is currently working on a fix.	1	1	1	4	4	1
Pointy Weasel	Lohoris	Pierce	0	15	18	Well, it's a very pointy weasel, wearing a very pointy hat. Good looking and well mannered, after the match it will offer a tiny beer to any opponent it defeated.	1	1	1	4	4	1
Ham & Cheese Croissant	Lohoris	Pierce	0	8	25	It may seem odd, and indeed it is.	1	1	1	4	4	1
Chronic Shagdriver	tankboy	Pierce	0	18	15	Without the blips and the lights, but it can open everything and wveryone	1	1	1	4	4	1
Chamomile syringe	della	Pierce	0	10	23	You stab brawlers with this, they get sleepier.	1	1	1	4	4	1
Cracked Drainpipe	dreadnaut	Pierce	0	12	21	A few months ago, most drainpipes disappeared from buildings in the city. Gentlecreatures were surprised, but the extra water on the streets helped cleaning after brawls, and nobody complained. Now we know where those pipes went.	1	1	1	4	4	1
Corkscrew	CAbRaLzinhO_Auge	Pierce	0	16	17	Designed for opening bottles, good also for piercing brawlers	1	1	1	4	4	1

Armours

Name	Designer	Type	Level	Protection			Fit	Description
Name	Designer	Type	Level	Blunt	Slash	Pierce	Fit	Description
Hardened wind	Base	Light	–	6	6	6	10	It's wind, pressed so hard it becomes wearable as a light armour. Just be careful to remove it after the match, or you might catch a cold.
Wet notebooks	Base	Scale	–	6	6	10	6	Used notebooks, held together with glue and hope. The recycling industry has never been so happy!
Inflatable rock	Base	Mail	–	6	10	6	6	There's a warehouse full of these things.
Live tortoises	Base	Plate	–	10	6	6	6	Yes, live tortoises, walking all over your body, protecting you with their shells. Not terribly effective, nor comfy to wear… but in such an outfit, you'll be the star of the party.
Shiny Armor	della	Light	0	11	15	18	17	Made of all kinds of shiny and reflective stuff found around. Mostly works by blinding opponents with lucky reflexes.
Chains of Coal	mb	Light	0	21	12	12	17	Coal, chained together for better protection. Because only a foolish goblin would use unchained coal.
Titanium Shaker	Hyoga	Light	0	14	14	14	20	When you really don't want to be shacked... nor stirred!
Cushions	della	Light	0	21	8	8	25	Besides protecting you from blunt weapons, they make you look like the lovely mascot of the local carriage wheel company.
Firebird feathers	dreadnaut	Light	0	16	12	12	22	Long, light, and sparkling in a thousand colours! Our cobolds got the Firebird before Yattodetaman, and stripped it of all its feathers. Cover yourself with these, and they will protect you from boring moves, and seen-before attacks, and the rage of King Star.
Fursuit	Dami	Light	0	21	8	21	12	Mirror mirror on the wall… Who is the gayest fur of all?
Cobalt coat	della	Light	0	8	8	21	25	Somebody says it's not actually cobalt, but rather bread coated by a thin layer of cobalt.
Sassanid Savaran Armor	Miroslav	Light	0	20	8	18	16	Very sassinid and ancient
Balsa coat	della	Light	0	16	8	16	22	Very light. The maker's marketing department appears to adopt shady practices.
Powered by MySpace	EmanTheMirror	Scale	0	16	16	16	13	<style type=text/css> table, tr, td { color:brownish shade that was trendy around 2006; } body, .bodyContent { Protect against all opponents; bonus-tactic: if opponent is named Tom, be friendly first; attachment:fixed - Thanks For The Add; width:suitable for beer bellies; style:Solid but fugly - glichy textures; }
Very specific cheat code	Lohoris	Scale	0	8	8	25	8	``` cap_pierce: ; call with JSR cap_pierce LDA #21 ; This is the cap. It will be automatically increased by 4 if it’s a scale armour STA armr_p_addr RTS ```
Bright Yellow Vest	Norillo	Scale	0	13	15	19	15	You even get free acces to events!
The Gifted Horned Helmet	Miroslav	Scale	0	21	8	12	15	Don't forget the hemet!
Casu Marzu	Lohoris	Scale	0	21	8	25	8	Illegal in most Provinces, this hasn't stopped the wormongers from breeding and bootlegging this enhanced cheese. It's usually hidden inside armours, which then you can wear during the Brawl! How convenient!
Pineapple-brella	Hyoga	Scale	0	16	16	14	16	The perfect decoration for your super fruity cocktail. Also a good defensive tool, if needed.
Orcish Silver Plate Mail	Miroslav	Mail	0	16	15	17	14	An example of Orcish fine craftmenship
Foxtrot Uniform	Lohoris	Mail	0	14	12	10	8	A gang of hemogoblin doggos sold these at a huge discount. Originally designed for Charles, they weight about 1kg each.
Wooden pallet	CAbRaLzinhO_Auge	Mail	0	12	17	14	15	Useful for stacking corpses after the end of the brawl.
Chain Mail Strainer	Hyoga	Mail	0	16	14	16	16	The right tool for the right job: take out all those little remains from youself after a chilling fight!
Euro cents coin armour	BitJockey	Plate	0	21	14	17	10	A balanced plate armour, optimised for fit and blunt. Made of 1000 previously-worthless euro cent coins.
Wall of Ferrets	Lohoris	Plate	0	24	11	11	16	A pack of ferrets follow this Brawler and nimbly deflect some opponents' blows. They are a little afraid of blades and spikes, though.
Cast iron stove	Norillo	Plate	0	20	17	17	8	Stay Warm but not too close
Not Optimised For Mobile	EmanTheMirror	Plate	0	17	15	15	15	Warning! This armour is only optimised for desktop and can have a hole on its right side when loading OrkManager on iOS or Android.
Coconut shield	CAbRaLzinhO_Auge	Plate	0	18	14	14	16	An exotic armour for brave brawlers
Steamed mattress	dreadnaut	Plate	0	20	14	14	14	A delicacy from distant lands. The steamed mattress is cooked for days in soy sauce, then carved with just enough holes to let a gentlement see, walk, and brawl. Tailored for your players, available with a variety of herbs and spices.

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During the Tactics step, every Brawler will be assigned one Weapon and one Armour. Here's what they do.
You can also find here both a general and a detailed explaination of how the Brawl actually works.

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This is how the Brawl algorithm works, step by step.
You are absolutely NOT required to fully understand this in order to play successfully. It might help some dedicated Brawler Masters, though.

Preparation:

All Brawlers start with the same initiative.

Loop:

The Brawler with the most initiative acts. In case of a draw, the active Brawler is the one with the highest Health*Handling.
The active Brawler picks its target according to its tactics.
The active Brawler spends a variable amount of initiative, based on its Speed+Handling vs. the target's Health+Fit.
Values are between 8, 16, and 24.
There's a "to hit" roll, based on the active's Agility+Weapon Skill vs. the target's Alertness+Armour Skill.
Currently "Weapon and Armour Skills" are not implemented.
Outcomes:
- Fumble: the active Brawler fumbles, and the target Brawler attempts to hit it instead (rebound).
- Miss: nothing happens.
- Hit: the target is hit (+1 wounds).
- Crit: the target is critically hit (+2 wounds).
If the target is hit:
- An attribute of the target is picked for every wound, based on the attacker Weapon's "Target attributes".
- The damage amount will be a percentage of the attacker's original Strength, between 28.1%, 53.1%, and 78.1%.
- This percentage is based on attacker's Strength+Power, versus target's Toughness+Protection.
- That value is immediately taken from the target's attribute. If the attribute is now equal or less than 0, the target is KO.
- If the target is KO'd, a new roll will determine whether it's an injury or not. This too is based on Strength+Power vs. Toughness+Protection. In case of a critical hit, the chances of it being an injury are increased.
If the "to hit" roll ended in a fumble, the target Brawler will attempt to counter-attack the active with a "rebound" roll, based on the target's Speed+Handling vs. the active's Speed+Fit.
Outcomes:
- 2*Miss: nothing happens.
- Hit: the active Brawler is hit (+1 wounds).
- Crit: the active Brawler is critically hit (+2 wounds).

Aftermath:

If a Brawler has been KO'd, there will be an "injury roll", based on the average of its attributes vs. its Health+Fit.
This means that your injuries will tend to be shorter if your Health is higher than your other attributes, and vice-versa.
If it was seriously injured during the match, the outcomes are:
- Nothing: he's so healthy or lucky, that he immediately gets back in shape!
- Minor: minor injury.
- 2*Major: major injury.
If instead the Brawler was just KO'd during the match, the outcomes are much less dangerous:
- 3*Nothing: well, nothing happens.
- Minor: it managed to get a minor injury anyway…
Duration depends on the severity of the injury:
- Major injuries last between 7 and 18 days (between 6 and 15 in the feeder).
- Minor injuries last between 1 and 7 days (between 1 and 6 in the feeder).
At 100 total days of injuries, there’s a significant chance that the Brawler will decide to retire at the end of every season.

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